Scared s**tless of Santa!!!

[robbalvey]

This is a GREAT story!!!

 

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/holiday/sfl-scaredofsanta-ugc,0,7181908.ugcphotogallery

 

Santa...or Obi Wan?

 

Isn't this one of those Simon and Jo trolls from 2 years ago???

 

"Hey kid... reach a little lower and pull down!!!"

 

Samuel L. Santa

 

WTF?!?!?

 

Post your favorite Santa and a caption!

[cfc]

The one in picture number 9 of the news story looks like Satan in Santa drag.

[Meteornotes]

This is awesome entertainment!

 

dt

[thomas2]

Wow I didn't even knew children could make these horrified faces! I actually feel bad for santa.

[terrancew_hod]

Robb!

 

You spoiled my surprise christmas email cards for this year!

 

Oh well! At least friends down here don't know they're getting "Brotha Claus" and a coupon for a lump of coal!

 

Terry "Don't you love the quality of Sun-Sentinel.com" Weaver

Santa looks like he wants to smack the sh$t out of this screaming child.

Santa is wore out!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

[Coaster Palooza]

This one scares me!!!

This is terrible!!!

[terrancew_hod]

^Uh Uh.

 

This one is scary!

What is that little boy doing!?! His the sister's face is priceless. She knows the deal!

[Coaster Palooza]

This reminds me of BillyBob Thornton.

Hi BillyBob

[speedracer]

This one really creeps me out, total Pedo-Claus!

 

Blasted and baked!

[Top Thrill Dragster]

One of the best holiday movies.

[Loco]

^^LMAO! OMG!

[BelizeIt]

Robb that last photo was the best by far.

 

You know that you have some wonderfully demented parents, when they put their kids through that!

 

Does KidTums have any Santa photos this year?

[Guy T. Koepp]

This is one of the funniest threads ever. #32 should be an advertisement for recruitment to NAMBLA.

[BeemerBoy]

Samuel L. Santa

 

"I'm tired of these mother f-ing kids on my mother f-ing lap!"

 

The last pic on page one is hilarious!

[Edward]

Alot of these seem disturbing. Though the site didn't work for me. I clicked a number, sides went blank, and I was redirected to Nr.1 again. Though here are a few santas I can think of when reading this thing...

 

*grunt* Have you been a good boy?

 

Wouldn't want to sit in his lap. Too cold.

Not sure about this one... Don't know if I want to laugh, cry or wet my pants. :S

[downunder]

Nice one Robb.

 

I liked # 5, even the Santa in Silent Night Deadly Night would have been less scary.

"I wanted Santa Claus not Santa Claws!" (Editor's note: maybe it was a full moon that Christmas)

Well he knows who or naughty or nice, this guy must have been real naughty - from Silent Night Deadly Night.

[Jayjay719]

Now I know why I dislike Santa. My kids are never going to get into the whole Santa thing. Lol...

[PKI Jizzman]

Wasn't there an attraction at HHN that dealt with crazy people and the holidays? Any funny parts in there?

[robbalvey]

Does KidTums have any Santa photos this year?

From her Xmas party thread:

 

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40254

[Top Thrill Dragster]

I would not sit on this guys lap.

[zaneymon]

^ ROFL.

[ebl]

This is the only picture I have of my kid with Santa.

 

Eric

I think Santa enjoyed Diana's visit...

[pete4winds]

This thread represents exactly the kind of thing my wife and I would do just to see how loudly we can get our son to scream.