What is the most awkward thing you can say on a coaster?

[Airtime&Gravity]

Did anyone catch my glass eye?

[Masked_Maverick]

Did you hear that this ride is 120 feet tall and goes 400 MPH?

[Tanks4me05]

At the top of a lift, right before a boost, or on a large drop of a Water Slide:

 

"COCONUT RECIPES!" In reference to a special feature on the Monty Python: and the Holy Grail DVD that I have.

 

 

- Tanks "full fledged Monty Python enthusiast" 4me05.

[GMAN962]

Well, it's say/do, but here we go.

 

I haven't done it, but I thought of it, and might try it.

 

*Puts hands up* "I FORGOT TO PUT DE-ODOR ANT ON TODAY!!!!!!!!"

 

 

-Mike

[Masked_Maverick]

^ uh raise your hands if your sure?

[GMAN962]

^Either way!

 

-Mike

[coastermaniac]

"I forgot to tell you, this is the first train they let go since that accident early today...you know, the one where two people died!?!?"

[FlyingScooter]

On a warm, humid day, say out loud: Dang! Smell that! Some chicks got a nasty yeast infection!

[IceDragon]

as you peak the lift hill/countdown to launch, say to the person next to you

 

'oh shit! your bars coming loose!!!' my brother nearly had a heart attack...

[masterofthematrix91]

going up a lift hill, cresting the hill "you know every awkward moment, a retarded baby is borm.........OH NO! not another one!"

[FLIPDUDE]

^I don't think you need a coaster to use that line, but that was sitll funny, in its own discriminative little way.

[CoasterExpert13]

How about "I think that last drop blew my fart away!" lol

[cobra_roll06]

"Oh my god! I totally forgot I had Diarrhoea!!!!

[vjgx]

Right before a Boomerang drops, I always say this:

 

"Hehe... Giggity giggity goooooooooooo!"

 

Don't ask me why.

[Rocker_Dude]

Me and my friend would always sing the "squirrly wrath" song on the lift hill of dueling dragons and on the mummyin the dark parts. Also i like to use the line.

 

Bob- "Hey George"

Geoarge- "What Bob"

Bob- " I'm glad you decided to mary that man, I mean his abilities in bed are endless."

 

saying that on DD's lift hill attracts people to think you gay and go Uff

[TheMan]

On Big Thunder my friends and I always shout " Isn't this the ride that everyone dies on?"

 

Also on smaller rides, like goldrusher and ninja, we shout " here comes the big 400ft drop!!!" Kids usualy get pretty scared when we say both of them, a little messed up, but still funny.

[vjgx]

^ Ha... I gotta remember that one for West Coast Bash!

[PirateTinkerbell]

Here's one:

 

Having your arms in the air and screaming the whole way up the lift hill and then being silent the rest of the ride. It's kinda funny and people really wonder what's going on

 

(this happened to my friend)

"I love you" - said to her by a guy she met EARLIER THAT DAY! Yeah, really akward

[Disney Dood]

Go in the single rider line, then when the lift hill crests, lean over to the person next to you and say, "I like men". Then pretend like nothing ever happened.

[zaneymon]

Going down the first drop "HOLY BABY ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[CommanderLock]

"BLATANT ADVERTISING!"

"WHEEEE!!"

[PKI Jizzman]

Me- "Yea! Another credit!"

friend - "another what?!" -points to Dragster- "Lets go in the big red one!"

[Calvin]

ON THE LAUNCH PLATFORM OF TTD

 

YELLOW LIGHT

YOU: Let's get married!

YELLOW LIGHT

HIM: What?

GREEN LIGHT

*fwoosh*

 

Ok, just a horrible time to ask.

[Masked_Maverick]

I wanna be Naked.

[BarryH]

"Did you hear that?"