coasters 4 me Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 1 in a 1000 people wake up during an operation and cant tell the doctor they are awake and have to endure all the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Force_4_ever Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 ^good question what is the sound of one hands clapping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morcar Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 ^Cl or ap depending on which hand you use. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliboomer Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Uh a balls up, cause umm then you'll be eating crumpets (well done to anyone who gets that?) Â Can you tell if God is prettyful without dieing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Force_4_ever Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 depends on the person, me personally yes! is Tupac dead or living in some third world country on royalties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I don't know about Tupac, but I just killed a Sixpac  If life isn't fair, why does every county in your state host one in the summer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airtime&Gravity Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 They want you to know how other people have a better life than you   How did the "Keep off the Grass" sign get on the grass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Because if it was on the sidewalk some idiot would start complaining that it's the sidewalk not the grass. How come Tupac has been dead for 9 years and is still putting out better albums than Justin Timberlake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 ^ Becausde JT is a talentless bastard with a higher pitched voice than an eight year old girl. Â What is the point of life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 To discover the point of life... Â How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLRBR Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 As much wood as (s)he can handle. Â What foods might one consider "fergalicious?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Beef Teriyaki. It's SO a 10/10 on the Fergilicious scale. Â If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 No. What exaclty is the answer to this question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Whatever you want it to be. Â Why didn't Walt Disney have a son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myself Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Because he didn't want to. Â Why do the phrases 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' have the same meaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Because if there was only fat chance then slim chance would cry discrimination and vice versa for Slim Chance. Â What exactly is a Snowball's chance in Hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDWliker Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Why don't we call the snow ball a 'hell' ball instead, then it'll stand a better chance. Â What would it be like if ALL the world was put into one big continent. Â (*CoughpangeaCough) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 There would be no need for Passports. Why must I be a teenager in love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sound Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Because it is the 2nd commandment of the book "The Secrets". Â How did cavemen learn how to reproduce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 By watching re-runs of General Hospital. Why do Morgan Train wheels flip out and try to kill people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Because they're Morgan trains. Â Are donkeys really okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airtime&Gravity Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Only when they are at zoos  Why is Barry banned from "Kid Tums" topics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Because he is Sad and Pathetic. Why must Intamin make seatbelts only six inches long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Because they think we're all supermodels. Â What do you call two twins when one baby is black and the other is white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 An Oreo. Why does someone have their "hissy fit" hat on today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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