SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 The Charmin Bears alone were disturbing enough, now they have that duck with the "moist toilet paper" and the toothpaste demonstration is just way too disturbing.
CoasterExpert13 Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 Darn, there are a bunch, where to begin:  1: "You like my body?, Wanna be me? Then come try Trim spa!...It's Trim spa baby!" I hate that friggen commercial. Is it me, or does Anna Nicole sound high off some drug when she talks?  2: "Pizza Commercails....not sure which one, but the guy in a house goes "hurry there's 10 figurines left" and the guy in the door way, about to recive his pizza screams "they're statues"....And this has to do with pizza how?  3: Herpies commercails...I rememeber one..it's showed a girl jogging. Then the girl was swimming. Then the girl was palying tennis, all of sudden you hear "You probaly wouldn't know, but this girl has herpies"...Who the hell is playing sports with herpies? I'd love to know!...but then again  4: Lastly the one I can't stand the most, is the Quizzno's subs commercail with the singing rat. Oh, all last summer, that commercail kept playing..."Cheese Quizzno's subs...because they are good to us....cheese Quizzno's subs.....because they are cheesey, and they're toasty, and they're crunchy, thats why we love them.......they got a pepper bar...Cheese quizzno's subsss!!" Can't Stand it...glad they play it anymore.
ChrisZer0 Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 The Valtrex ads really get on my nerves as well, whatever happened to the day when you kept your mouth shut and your herpes to yourself? I dont wanna know about your genital issues...no taste. Â Im also put out by the new target ads. I dont need a dance performance to make me buy lysol or their crappy in-house chocolate brand, choxie.
buttonman700 Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 THe BUrger King ads with the KING, really creep me out! Eat my meatnormus sandwich! WhAT!??? Â Or wake up with the King?! Â These ads are just plan worng.
aero21 Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 I just saw a great one. It's for Lunestra, which is a sleeping drug. In the fast talk disclaimers at the end there is a line that goes something like" make sure you have 8 hours to devote to sleep when takeing Lunestra", maybe it's just me but perhaps I'm tired because I DON"T HAVE 8 HOURS to devote to sleeping. For GODS sake I have 2 kids!, they decide my sleeping time. Also, when the butterfly flies in front of the sleeping ladys eyes, it looks very demonic. Â Others that bother me are the wonderfull computer generated goblins that have a thing for ripping your toe nail back so the can jump under the nail bed and have a party. Does anyone else get the willies when the toe nail pops up? eeeewww! Follow that up with the hermaphrodite closeing the medicine cabinate at the end. I know there budget couldn't have been to large in the computer anime department but come on, do they not know how to give someone female qualities! Â The Herpes one is classic, I guess the thing that gets me on that one is them saying "you would never guess this woman has Genital Herpes", well maybe the last guy she was with didn't guess that either and now what?! He needs it too! Maybe they can hook her up with the guy who has the erection that lasts for 4 hours (I fail to see how that is a problem ) Â Orbitz Gum, can I be the first to question the authenticity of the smilling chick in those ads. Your a british woman with perfect white teeth?, rrriigghhht!!! Â I hate any comercial that feels the need to show a bare babies ass on screen. Like diaper comercials, they show the little dimples running around sans dipie, yeah try showing that after it's done with a diper ,wouldn't be so cute then would it? Â Women, do you really need vibrating shavers? The comercial seems awfully suggestive, I can see it now, "And when your done with the shaving end just turn it around.....", M M M Good Vibrations!
ChrisZer0 Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 THe BUrger King ads with the KING, really creep me out! Eat my meatnormus sandwich! WhAT!??? Or wake up with the King?!  These ads are just plan wrong.  Does anyone remember the spots with the creepy burger king guy from the late 70's-early 80's?? I saw one the other day on line and I never knew how "molester-esque" that guy looked.
FlyingScooter Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 ^^lol aero21! i forgot about the Herpes commercial. it's a brand new day.... The part that kills me is when she spread-eagles on the bicycle seat. Wonder if the seat gets a dosage, too.
Joe Cool Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 Oh I forgot one stupid Six Flags commercials.LOL
texasgiantrules Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 if you live in dallas/fort worth-jim adler:the texas hammer or rodeo ford with the creepy guy. if you don't-the depression commercials make me depressed but the best commercials-super bowl commercials or EmeraldNuts
chavslayer Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 The Halifax TV adverts with the singing drive me INSANE.
Homer Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
chaos Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 ^That is the single most annoying commercial ever. I still don't even know what it's trying to advertise.
USRoadTripper Posted July 7, 2006 Posted July 7, 2006 ^ It's trying to sell you HEAD ON...which you APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD hahaha While I think it's a very annoying commercial, I always thought it got the point across clearly until now! Especially with the slow motion application video that plays during the voice over! Â -Julie
goleafsgo Posted July 7, 2006 Posted July 7, 2006 i hate every commercial in canada except for the Future Shop commercials (i laugh every time i see it)
NoahTheBoa Posted July 7, 2006 Posted July 7, 2006 Bryman College, ITT tech, and Devry commercials. But mostly the bryman one where the guy is getting draged out of a classroom and he's whining cus he wants to stay longer because you can get a degree so quickly. Â AND The Check Into Cash commercials. Everytime they say "Check Into Cash" the person draws a check with their finger in the air. It just gets on my nerves
obeygiant Posted July 7, 2006 Posted July 7, 2006 I hate all commercials, unless they're for a theme park or a new episode of LOST...
HAYASHI Posted July 8, 2006 Posted July 8, 2006 the genital herpes commercials arent so pleasant to watch
MummyAW Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Those gum commercials where they say "You can help dad with the house!" and it shows a little girl floating up in the air with bubble gum in her mouth. Why would anyone fall for such a stupid thing? Those ads aren't just rip-offs, those ads are the most annoying commercials ever.
Masked_Maverick Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 A few years ago Quiznos ran these adds (thankfully not anymore) featuring these weird gerbil like creatures with mouth and arms superimposed onto them and they sung like somone was stepping on a cat. I stayed away from Quizno's for 3 years because of those ads.
FeelTheFORCE Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 This might have been said before, but heres my least favorite: Â Head on apply directly to the forehead, Head on apply directly to the forehead, Head on apply directly to the forehead, Head on apply directly to the forehead, Head on apply directly to the forehead, Head on apply directly to the forehead, Head on apply directly to the forehead, Head on apply directly to the forehead!
WillMontu Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 I hate those annoying "I'm a PC. I'm a Mac" commercials. There's even one saying that hardware will work more easily with a Macintosh but not with a PC. Quite the opposite actually (although it may have narrowed a bit with Boot Camp, so that Mac users can install Windows if they need to). The "switch" commercials were bad enough. Â I can tolerate most other commercials, unless they play more often then necessary.
SonOfBeastSucks Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 The Wishbone Salad Spray ads are some of the worst I have ever seen. "I like to spray between bites, HEHEHE" and the rest of the time they just dance around like morons and make stupid faces. Ugh, it is horrible.
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