ebl Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Putting on Elton John's Crocodile Rock and dancing the minuet with Grandma! Why can't they call Pringles potato "chips?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalepi_Konei Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Because Lays was looking for a way to sue them for money. And because there not really baked fresh potatos there pre-made dough cut into the same exact shape and stuffed into a can, so they can't use the name chips they have to use the name crisps. (or something like that) Why does the Kool-Aid man burst into your house screaming Oh Yeah like a child molester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihani Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Because he is going to molest you and stuff you in the Kool-aid in his head. A ship is sailing on a cotton candy cloud. The ship falls off. What is the radius of a hot dog? (If you know this... it isn't possible) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 It is so possible. The radius of a hot dog under those conditions is the square root of pie---preferably apple a la mode. Who decided on what the original M&Ms colors would be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHN Dylan Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Matticus Morana, I actually voted for the blue eminem, fun fact. Why are most Islams with a heavy facial hair considered a terrorist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihani Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 ^^ The real answer is purple, because the ice cream didn't melt. It's a nonsense joke from a long time ago. ^ Because terrorists love you! They just don't know how to show it. Where is the chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Have you checked in San Francisco? Hoc come dogs get mae when you blow air in their face, but they stick their head out the car window? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i am legend--in bed Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Because they feel free and look cool when they stick their head out the window, but hate you when you try to replicate it. Speesh, I don't know. If you had a unicorn what would you name it? (My answer: Sunshine Delicious) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre8 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Corn If you were locked in a toilet, what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Finish my business then unlock the door and continue on my way Why does time fly when your having fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyD Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 because throwing clocks at people is a great game! Why does it always rain on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandabear1832 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 I think he's more of just a freak Will all of these sugar substitutes kills us someday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandabear1832 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Ooops, sorry I just posted an answer to the wrong question. Sorry everyone. I'm just getting over a super bad flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Diabetes Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 No because size is relevant to fun If someone is their own boss how do they ask for a raise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 They get down on their knees and grovel in front of a mirror. Sometimes tears work in their favor. If you were asleep on a train when it went into a long tunnel, how would you find out whether it was daytime or nighttime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJboy100 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 ask your watch. why do people associate musicals with gay people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Because real men don't like musicals. Is it possible for your bladder to explode if you hold it for to long? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyoverlord71 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 if you hold it for to long you can get a bladder infection Holding your pee a little longer can cause pain in the bladder, kidney infections and stomach aches. Beside this it is a ideal environment for bacteria so serious infections could occur. and holding it for way to long can cause damage to your kidneys kindey infection yay yahoo answers!!! Who invented the spork?(spoon+fork=spork) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I think it was a man named S.W. Francis. What is SPAM made out of? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Whatever kinds of meat that they can find laying around the plant. No one's really sure, actually. How did they arrive at the American railroad track gauge of 56-1/2" between the rails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 By ferry What happens when an Unstoppable Force meets an Immovable object? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 BANG!!!! They crash. What is a thingamajig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Specialized tooling that holds material to be machined into whatever. What happens to banana seeds once they're planted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 They shrink and become miniature Black Holes. http://www.walken2008.com - What's the worst that could happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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