dandaman Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 Well, giving rice to small birds makes them pop, so I say.. improvise. Provided there's no searing heat to deal with... if you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
Team Thriller Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 Not if you climbed in upsidedown How do you fill out a form that is fake? --James
dandaman Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 By following the usual... faking everything on the form. Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
onewheeled999 Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 Because outside the country, it's not called football. Why did my mom have to cancel our trip to Golfland Sunsplash?
ebl Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 Because the Giant Egg People took over and sent everyone scrambling. How do they get the caffeine out of Caffeine Free Diet Coke?
dandaman Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 A complex series of centrifugal tests that many enthusiasts would envy. How fast do hotcakes sell?
Dorneypark_fan Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 As fast as TTD. Why is it when I cut my fingers off there is green blood?
Manny In England Posted July 9, 2008 Posted July 9, 2008 Too much fiber in your diet. What killed the dinosaurs?
Team Thriller Posted July 9, 2008 Posted July 9, 2008 They discovered the Vekoma. How did they know he would eat the whole thing? --James
ILoveRitalin Posted July 9, 2008 Posted July 9, 2008 A gigantic fart from the arses of Liverpool FC fans. If a tree fell in the woods with no one around to hear it, would it still be 20 times better than a new Britney Spears cd?
dandaman Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 If the tree fell on Britney, then the factor would increase exponentially. What do people in China call their good plates?
Kalepi_Konei Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Floccinaucinihilipilification (or variously floccipaucinihilipilification) is "the act of describing something as worthless, or making something to be worthless by deprecation". With 29 letters, it is the longest non-technical word in the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary (OED), which presents it as "enumerated in a well-known rule from the Eton Latin Grammar". The OED dates its first use in literature at 1741 in William Shenstone's Works in Prose and Verse: "I loved him for nothing so much as his flocci-nauci-nihili-pili-fication of money". Though the OED gives no specifics on its derivation, the word is said to have been invented as an erudite joke by a student of Eton College, who, upon consulting a Latin textbook, found four ways of saying "don't care" and combined them: flocci facere (from floccus, -i a wisp or piece of wool) nauci facere (from naucum, -i a trifle) nihili facere (from nihil, -i nothing; something valueless (lit. "not even a thread" from ni+hilum)) pili facere (from pilus, -i a hair; a bit or a whit; something small and insignificant) It is often spelled with hyphens, and has even spawned the back formations floccinaucical (inconsiderable or trifling) and floccinaucity (the essence or quality of being of small importance). The OED appears to have overlooked floccinaucinihilipilificatious, which has one letter more than the nominal form, and means "small" or "insignificant." When the common English nominal suffix -ness is then added to the above adjective, a thirty-four letter noun floccinaucinihilipilificatiousness is formed, which means "smallness" or "insignificance." is to as is to ________
Manny In England Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 What should the letters in A.C.E stand for?
systemofadown Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Awesome Carbon Emissions Why do my parents ignore me?
ebl Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 What? Where did the electronic brand name "Uniden" come from?
chmilo24 Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 Finland Why do we say, "pair of pants" when we only have one? --Chris
PoisonedPirate Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 Because back in the olden days each trouser leg was counted as a "pant" and so you would say "pass me a pair of pants please" indicating that you wanted two trouser legs. The phrase has continued to this day even though trousers now come stitched together. What is the Janitors real name?
CoastersNSich Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Regis Lee Kathie Kotb Thompson At what time yesterday did John McCain have dinner?
dandaman Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 That magical time for politicians... 3 a.m. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if Mean Streak were made of steel?
chmilo24 Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 1/2 Ton Who was the first person to yank on a cow's utter and get milk? --Chris
dandaman Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 A severely confused cow tipper. In that same vein... who was the first person to say, "Hey, see that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."
ebl Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Had to have been someone from Chick-Fil-A. See, they saw the potential in those ovally things. They start off like that, then grow into full size chickens that they can make two things out of---sammiches, and big money! Who thought of taking cola nuts and making a drink out of them?
chmilo24 Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Harold G. Franconan What do you call a cold Hot Pocket? --Chris
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