Manny In England Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 GLaDOS Why isn't drinking tea popular in America? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJboy100 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 because americans all drink coffee and the coffee companies put chemicals in the coffee to make you not like the taste of tea...oh and they also put it in your yearly flu injections too. Why didnt we die from the LHC particle accelerater in switzerland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 We did this is all a dream Can we dream when we are dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 We can, but they take longer to download. Why did they make swinging pirate ships and not swinging cruise ships? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalepi_Konei Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Because they though the cruise ship might hit an iceberg. Do you like 5 gum's new flavor "lush"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 If it is the purple one, I like it. Why can't we all just get along? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Some of us are cool and always will be; others are not and never will be. Because of that, we'll never find that common ground that it takes to get along with each other. How did they ever decide that red and green would be Christmas colors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Santa held a big election and all the elves and snowflake people and reindeers and Mrs Claus and the Penguins from Next Door all voted red and green. Why does Engrish so funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Because Asians sound funny speaking it. Why has this topic gone a few weeks without any new questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 A collective fear of Hadrons and collisions. What is the Statue of Liberty really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Bigfoots girlfriend If the white house was red, would it be called the red house? --James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 No, it would be called The House of Ill Refute. But of course, there, it doesn't really matter what color the outside is! Why did Greyhound name itself after a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamikazewatermelon Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 A little birdie told them to Who is this "little birdie" and how do I get a hold of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 The mysterious little bird who tells all has been around since the dawn of time, yakking in a millionty-five different languages 24/7. To get ahold of it: 1. Pour birdseed into palm of hand. 2. Hold hand out flat somewhere outside. 3. Wait for bird to land on it. 4. Close hand, trapping bird. 5. Use your imagination from that point. Why do we sign on the dotted line? Why not a straight, solid line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Because humans have a secret phobia of signing a dark, filled in line. Why do they keep making movies like Disaster (of a) Movie and Scary Movie 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Because we Americans are idiots. We think it will be funny but when we watch it, we realize that those two hours are some we will never get back. Why is it that in about every other county in the world, soccer is the #1 sport and is normaly played by men. But in America, it is the #5 sport and is considered a womans sport? --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Here in America, soccer being down at No. 5 and a women's sport is an advantage because it allows the women to get home and make meat loaf and mashed potatoes for their hungry man when he gets home from a grueling day at the office. Why do you have to cut out coupons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHulk Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Because our society is getting so darn lazy that even companies refuse to cut out coupons. Why is the word "dictionary" in a dictionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Because 7 ate nine. Why was Iraq invaded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyoverlord71 Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Because George Bush threw a dart at a map and it landed there. Why am I sad enough to know the exact degree drop on Oblivion at Alton Towers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Because everyone needs something to keep them up at night. Who discovered glue---and how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Ka Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Dr. John Glue, after a long night of PCP. And grinding up horse parts. Why does America use the imperial system over metric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamikazewatermelon Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 because George Bush had a dream one night that Stalin, Hitler, and Osama were all just giant number 10's in disguise and made a decree that next morning that any use of the number ten would result in prison for life and being forced to vote republican in every following election. So people quickly worked to create an inconsistent system of measurement with absolutely no reference to the number 10. Why is Michael Phelps so fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Because he swims downhill with a nice tailwind. Why did they choose red to mean "stop?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 ^ Because if it was pink, no one would take it seriously.... Why do they have so many versions of "Why did the___ cross the road?" --James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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