Troll Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Cos too many ACErs went there thinking it was the Seaworld ride Why do we have wasps??
Sasquatch Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 To punish the non-believers (Tom Cruise knows what I'm talking about). Why is jelly known as 'jello' in the US?
sfkk339 Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 ^There is Jelly in the US, Except it isn't Jello. Jello is a dessert while Jelly is something you put on toast. What do people in China call their good plates?
Zack44 Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Kazakhstan What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
tatertot3710 Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 BABOOM! What can Chuck Norris NOT do?
Manny In England Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Lose popularity as a joke. What's Japan secretly working on?
atem122 Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 More helices. Why are they called French Fries if they were invented in Belgium?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Because Belgium Fries doesn't roll off the tongue. What's the meaning of LIFE?
sfkk339 Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 To get to the end first. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
atem122 Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Cause that's just inconvenient Why do the lights in my brother's room flicker on and off at 10:55 every night?
Manny In England Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 It's an alien signal designed to control the minds of wjoever may look upon it? Why doesn't Santa live somewhere less isolated?
ebl Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 That wouldn't be possible because in no time, there will be Starspeeder 3000 service to every point known to man. Why are there so many different prices to attend theme park Halloween events?
Zack44 Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Satan uses that money to put jewels on his pitchforks. How does Marge Simpson have 2 ft. tall hair that doesn't fall over?
Jds03 Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 I'm not sure if your testing us for the right answer, but their was an episode where they explained it was held together by a single hair pin. What are bananas made out of?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Earthworm fecal matter. Which witch is which?
ebl Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Banana fanna wo-witch, me my mo-mitch...WI-ITCH!!! How is it that you can spill a glass of water, then when you mop it up and squeeze the mop, less water comes out of it than what you spilled?
Coasterlvr_nc Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Yes, It happened tuesday. It went missing for 4 hours too! Vegeta, what does the scouts power level reading say?
Pufferfish Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 ^ Holy crap! It's registering at 4,000 Courics! (South Park reference) Is it possible for carrots to one day become spliced with a living organism and then wipe out the human race? If so, when will it happen?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 the year 6666. Is time-travel possible?
Manny In England Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 You already asked that question in 20 years time. Who interrupts Kanye West?
Cantrip Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 ^ Whoever calls him a gay fish. How much can Chuck Norris bench press?
Chris Benvenuto Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Press benches whoza what? One word for you all? Pigeons.
andre8 Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 I can get a POO POO then. What produces a pair of stinky diapers mashed together?
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