Manny In England Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 A Doorstop Who wrote the Book of Revelation?
CoastersNSich Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Dan Castellaneta At which park did Walt Whitman die in a ride accident?
ebl Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 ^^ A Revel, of course. Walt Whitman died at his neighborhood park when his shopping cart got away from him and plunged down a ravine. Why are they called "silverfish" when they're obviously insects?
PoisonedPirate Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 If anybody asks I didn't tell you this but its because they are CIA agents undercover.... What's wood made out of?
Manny In England Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 That's all wrong. Wood grows from the ground and when it's big enough it's nailed to more wood and that makes trees. What's the best thing about America?
chmilo24 Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Fungi What do you call a stand-up comedian in a wheelchair? --Chris
Team Thriller Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Because they are brown, which is the color of fart. Who invented opposite day? --James
Sasquatch Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Confusing and somewhat COMPLETELY RETARDED!!! If i join the KKK, how will this affect my savings?
ebl Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Kash, Karry, Kollapse under the weight of it all. How did they develop Vicks Vapor Rub?
KrakenKing Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Baby tears and sulfuric acid. If you were blind, would you know what colors are, even black?
PoisonedPirate Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 No because black is a shade not s colour! If they spray fresh bread smells into bakeries to make you buy more why don't they spray Jägermeister smells into the Jägermeister shop?
Kalepi_Konei Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Am I supposed to know what a Jaggermeister shop is? Next Question What is a Jaggermeistershop?
Kennyweird Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 A shop were you can buy jaggermeisters, duh! What time is it?
chmilo24 Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 What is a Jaggermeistershop? That just made my day. ^Now Cats are to dogs as Pokemon is to _____? --Chris
astroworldfan1 Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Al Gore. What's the deal with these new "Hybrid" cars? -Tatum
PoisonedPirate Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 They are part of a secret plot hatched by the Silverfish department of the CIA to help stop global warming so that Britain will always have crappy summers. Why, if you plan a BBQ in advance will it always chuck it down but if you cancel or just don't plan at all the weather is always fantastic?
Kalepi_Konei Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Because theres an evil little elf who listens to your plans who HATES BBQ, so if you plan it, or even think it he will overhear, and ruin your plan, but if you do it just out of the blue he wont have any time to spoil your BBQ. Flauccinaucihilipilification?
chmilo24 Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 How is that a question? Why does it seem that all the movies that get realeased now are all overated? --Chris
Manny In England Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Good Trailers, High Definition and a Ton of advertising. Where's Waldo?
ebl Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Behind the broom. Why is it that only AMF and Brunswick manufacture equipment for bowling alleys, and not anyone else (that I know of)?
PoisonedPirate Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 It's a conspiracy created by dolphins so that when they take over the world the bowling alleys will fall first. When will the dolphins take over?
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