4718 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Farts are great, best form of free entertainment by far. And while the low and burbly ones always get the attention, the high and shrill ones are even more hilarious because of their rarity. I coined the perfect phrase for farting in public, came from one time at SFMM when we were in line for some coaster and I got nervous.....which also brought on some very bad farts for some reason. So, from then on, "I'm nervous" has always meant to start mouth breathing and prepare to watch the cloud hit the helpless people behind you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemesis-storm Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I'm sure some of you have seen this before, but this thread about 'farts' reminded me of this. Click on the link below & select the download button towards the bottom the page. {Sorry about the advert intensive page - this was the only site I could find it on} http://gallery.mobile9.com/f/17661/ Paul 'So that's why the dinosaurs became extinct' Chapman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trustkill22 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Beans, Beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot the better you feel so eat your beans for every meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 What did one burp say to the other burp? Let's be little stinkers and go out the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EftelingGal Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Speaking of Farts http://www.wimp.com/battlefarts/ Hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Robb just farted on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 ^That wouldn't surprise me one bit...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadmos Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Farts are definatly better sharts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Farts are better sharts or farts are better than sharts? According to UrbanDictionary.com, a Fart is a turd honking for the right-of-way. Oh, I just farted. Safety! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Cool Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I no you all have done this and be a crop duster. When your with a group of girl and you kinda wait a let it go and catch back up with them so they wouldnt even no you did anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I really like playing "battle sh!ts"....heres what you do........... -find a open bathroom so there is about 2-4 stalls per person. -make sure no one is in the bathroom -turn off the lights -one person goes out the bathroom as the other one craps in one of the stalls -the other person then enters and trys to find the stall with the crap in it -once they find it they will say the stall number and crap too -then you keep going back and forth until you cant crap anymore BTW, make sure that you eat enough so you are able to crap more 3 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I really like playing "battle sh!ts"....heres what you do........... I hope you never ever reproduce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Wow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroger8 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Im gone for a couple of months, I come back and there is a thread on farts?? tsk tsk... anyway heres the first thing i thought of... http://thetravisty.com/Family_Guy:Fart_Contest.wmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 ^^^^ Am I the only person who finds that really upsetting? Who the hell invented that game?!?! ^^^ Wes, I wouldn't worry.... If he tells people about that game in person, the chances of somebody wanting to practise baby-making with him are pretty slim.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroger8 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Hey Lou! no you are not the only one that finds it upsetting... its really kind of disturbing actually... and you are totally right... hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Well what do you expect from someone with the age of "1"? --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoltan_Kodaly Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 This one time, me and my two sisters and my stepsister and her boyfriend, were all in the bed of a pickup truck, in our swimming suits, on our way home from a day of hiking up to some waterfalls. Our clothes were up in the front, with the drivers, and SUDDENLY it began to rain, VERY hard and painfully, like pebbles being thrown at your head. So, we unfolded a giant tarp that was lying back there, and all huddled under it. So here we are, on an extremely bumpy gravel road, speeding along uncomfortably in the back of a truck getting bruises from the bumps in the road because we're in our swimsuits and being pelted from above while we're cuddling underneath a tarp, when my sister lets out the hugest whopper of all farts that have ever been farted onto my leg. Unfortunately, the rain was so painful none of us had anywhere to escape, so we just had to sit underneath the tarp and soak it all in, and my life flashed before my eyes. Yeah, farts rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemesis-storm Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Im gone for a couple of months, I come back and there is a thread on farts?? tsk tsk... anyway heres the first thing i thought of... http://thetravisty.com/Family_Guy:Fart_Contest.wmv That Family Guy clip rocks!!! I've not seen that before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfan625 Posted January 25, 2006 Author Share Posted January 25, 2006 This one time, me and my two sisters and my stepsister and her boyfriend, were all in the bed of a pickup truck, in our swimming suits, on our way home from a day of hiking up to some waterfalls. Our clothes were up in the front, with the drivers, and SUDDENLY it began to rain, VERY hard and painfully, like pebbles being thrown at your head. So, we unfolded a giant tarp that was lying back there, and all huddled under it. So here we are, on an extremely bumpy gravel road, speeding along uncomfortably in the back of a truck getting bruises from the bumps in the road because we're in our swimsuits and being pelted from above while we're cuddling underneath a tarp, when my sister lets out the hugest whopper of all farts that have ever been farted onto my leg. Unfortunately, the rain was so painful none of us had anywhere to escape, so we just had to sit underneath the tarp and soak it all in, and my life flashed before my eyes. Yeah, farts rule. sounds bad, especially sitting under a tarp and having to smell a bad fart, as well as sitting in the back of a truck getting bruises from going over bumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfan625 Posted January 25, 2006 Author Share Posted January 25, 2006 My sister's boyfriend cut loose near one of the air conditioner/blower things and send his fart blowing out of the cave as the people behind us had to suffer. Many complained of the smell. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. very funny to hear. too bad i wasn't there to see it or exprience it, but very, very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 One time on Kong I had one building up in the queue. After we got on the ride, went up the lift, I just cut loose. Someone riding with me said "Ew! You farted!" I blamed the newly added Kong trains' wheels for the squeal as it was semi-embarrassing...but I farted on a Vekoma, so that's always good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterviper Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Looks like it's about due for another one! *FART* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 LMAO This has to be the most random thread ever! I cant stop laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4718 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Ever had both coleslaw and beans with dinner? I've done that a few times, absolutely gosh awful stench hangs in the room the next morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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