GAME: Continue the Story!

[Scaparri]

...left Knott's and realized her purpose in life was to buy a McDonald's franchise...

[robbalvey]

...in Alaska where they also have...

[zaneymon]

Poler bears and seals. But then....

[waterviper]

....the evil Baron Von Creditwhore found his way to this alternate future when he found out they served roasted eggs instead of chicken at knotts he freaked out then proceded to..........

[DATman]

...Spontaniously Combust from within, and...

[robbalvey]

...Jeff showed up holding a...

[Scaparri]

a ten-pack of White Castle cheeseburgers that...

[momo1tx]

looked more like dirt and...

[cfc]

tasted like something that had been regurgitated by . . .

[Luxo]

...a monkey's rear end in the middle of..

[coasters 4 me]

...a green field with sheep. Then, Shakira arrived in LA, causing...

[Scaparri]

the city's population to commit a cult-like suicided to prevent hearing her voice, but...

[benzo41190]

was stopped by a sponge on the road that was filled with....

[MSLSM]

RC from Castles & Coasters...

[nissanskyline1235]

then everybody puked in disgust..

[dragoncoaster1292]

...because there was still rap in the world. Meanwhile, Elissa was...

[HCOSurfer90]

...still eating McDonalds when Knott's...

[momo1tx]

was sold, to everyone's relief, but..

[Homer]

... it was sold to Six Flags, Knott's became...

[momo1tx]

Six Flags Knotts, and Xcelerator got re-themed to...

[MSLSM]

Red Zone's take over and ousting of Mr. Six...

[cfc]

which led to the ride being reconfigured to match the incredibly boring game play of the Washington Redskins. Meanwhile, back at DCA . . .

[phazan]

there was a cat that had scared all the ducks swiming in the big tar pool thing when suddenly the cat found that he was...

[XANAX: The Ride]

allergic to himself so he pop a Claritin and washed it down with...

[MSLSM]

some drink colored red that turned out...