GAME: Continue the Story!

[Jason Maier]

and the world was wondering . . . .

[TheAmericanKnight]

... why are there so many people attempting to conform to a bulls*** image of the "ideal handsome/pretty figure". So people picket the corporations to shut the f*** up with shoving down such images down society's throat. The football d*****bags and powder rods respond by...

[ytterbiumanalyst]

going to see a counselor. Everyone goes to see a counselor, where they talk about their body image issues and obvious insecurities. The talks really help to reorient their priorities and give them an inherent sense of self-worth not tied to any form of marketing, which they now realize is designed to part them from their money and not give any form of insight into the human condition. Once everyone is emotionally balanced again...

[SFNE Fan]

They hop onto the back of a flying donkey, and go to...

[ImOnABoat]

The top of a giga rmc polercoaster to fight....

[DoinItForTheFame]

... who we thought was Shrek but was actually. . .

[TheAmericanKnight]

...ME! They defeat me by proving that Half Life 3 has been confirmed, resulting in me having an instant heart attack from shear shock and entering an afterlife with Harambe and Robin Williams led by Jesus. The world is then invaded by perverted alien satanic wooly mammoths. The worldwide military responds by...

[SFNE Fan]

Turning all humans into Flying Donkeys...

[DarienLaker]

Who flew over Darien Lake and started lifting the whole park and carrying it off to who known where, but the flying donkeys knew that carrying an entire theme park to relocate it elsewhere was not an easy task. So they left Darien Lake where it is now and...

[RollingCoasting]

Decided to use a stick to pick up.........

[MeMeMe]

A framed portrait of...

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

MeMeMe's avatar. But....

[DoinItForTheFame]

. . . The avatar was to large, so said framed portrait turned out to be a portrait of. . .

[flagrockerthegreat]

Farting and moaning.

[DoinItForTheFame]

. . . Was the black card that won the last round of Cards Against Humanity. The next white card read "This is how the world ends, this is how the world ends. . . Not with a bang but with a..."

[SFNE Fan]

Flying Donkey apocalypse, so the Zombie Flying Donkeys fought the humans until the humans became Flying Donkeys, and joined their side and fought...

[TheCoasterKid211]

... the remaining humans in a really heated game of chess. The game was a stalemate, so nothing was solved, but...

[XII]

Mr. Smith discovered his newfound love of chess from that really heated game. After years of practice, he eventually became a pro at Chess and was invited to the Chess Tournament, located on the Moon. He was just about to win the game, when a spaceship landed, disrupting the game. Mr. Smith was pissed and grabbed his gun, ready to destroy the one who ruined his chess tournament. The door of the spaceship opened, and out walked...

[ImOnABoat]

The leader of the Donkeys with the plans of every RMC conversion for the next 20 years....

[DoinItForTheFame]

Which causes New Mean Streak to be delayed... Causing it to NEVER open. Which results in...

[TheCoasterKid211]

...endless spamming of #itllneveropen. For some reason, Dollywood sues them, but then...

[ThrillDude200]

...it backfires and every company in existence sues Dollywood...

[DoinItForTheFame]

... But Dolly's "Magic Humps" save the day, because they mesmerizes anyone who looks at those perky DD"s! So Dollywood get's out of all the lawsuits clear and free. But then...

[Canobie Coaster]

Dolly gets a breast reduction and the lawsuits return. But then...

[DoinItForTheFame]

Just like the reduction. . . The lawsuits are reduced too. . . Which causes no harm to the park!! But the bad news is. . .