SixFlagsAstroworld Posted June 7, 2016 Posted June 7, 2016 And then creates a zoo, where dinosaurs exist. They spared no expense while creating the zoo called Jurassic Park...
DarienLaker Posted June 8, 2016 Posted June 8, 2016 Until the pterodactyls came by on laid a giant egg on Cedar Point's Top Thrill Dragster covering it with...
ImOnABoat Posted June 9, 2016 Posted June 9, 2016 A new paint scheme similar to kingda ka's. the GP reacts by...
SFNE Fan Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 Confusing TTD for KK. So they repaint Kingda Ka with Top Thrill Dragster's color scheme, to avoid all the confusion. Meanwhile at Six Flags Great Adventure...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 Decided to tear down Skull Mountain and replace it with a clone of SFSTL's Ninja...
Johnlloyd Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 Which is quite rough but, with the addition of VR, it makes...
ThrillDude200 Posted June 14, 2016 Posted June 14, 2016 A ride that will win a battle against Nitro, Kingda Ka, and El Toro!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 But Fury 325 gets destroyed by a tornado...
ThrillDude200 Posted June 15, 2016 Posted June 15, 2016 ...which had held the track of HYPERSONIC XLC (dun dun duuuuuuun!)
SFNE Fan Posted June 16, 2016 Posted June 16, 2016 So a flying donkey with a mustache took it and put it in a new park named...
ThrillDude200 Posted June 16, 2016 Posted June 16, 2016 ...had a policy so that no one could come in, and no one could come out.
DarienLaker Posted June 19, 2016 Posted June 19, 2016 But then Astroworld 2.0 gets destroyed by a swarm of Tie-Fighters...
ThrillDude200 Posted June 19, 2016 Posted June 19, 2016 ...controlled by a human version of The Phantom's Revenge.
Matman-TheRide Posted June 20, 2016 Posted June 20, 2016 It was eventually discovered that the tie-fighters were from the dictatorship of Fuhrer Donald J Trump of Cambodia. So Hillary Clinton sent the USS Enterprise and it's fine crew to ward of the fascist fleet. Democracy triumphed over Trump's bullshet and then Clinton went to do do something to Seabreeze Amusement Park along the lines of...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted June 20, 2016 Posted June 20, 2016 Finding the greatest funnel cake in the world, but...
ThrillDude200 Posted June 20, 2016 Posted June 20, 2016 Bombing Seabreeze + Darien Lake + Great Escape
DarienLaker Posted June 20, 2016 Posted June 20, 2016 Was a good idea, but at Darien Lake they built the world's largest bomb-proof shelter...
ThrillDude200 Posted June 20, 2016 Posted June 20, 2016 But it failed and Darien Lake was bombed by THRICE as many bombs used in the Oklahoma City Bombings!
ImOnABoat Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 Darien lake was rebuilt to a post-apocalyptic themed park
SFNE Fan Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 But the GP thought it was too scary, so they all decided to go to Canobie Lake, however...
ThrillDude200 Posted June 21, 2016 Posted June 21, 2016 Carowinds was sitting on top of Knoebels, which was sitting on top of Six Flags Over Texas, which was sitting on top of Canobie Lake!
SFNE Fan Posted June 22, 2016 Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) So the GP all decided to dig up Canobie Lake. When they did this, they combined the other three parks to create a megapark named Knoebelwinds Over Texas. But... Edited June 24, 2016 by SFNE Fan
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