Matman-TheRide Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 ...and it was all eaten by some a**hole named Glenn Quagmire while he repeatedly chanted "giggitygiggitygiggity". When president Dill Pickles saw Quagmire's greed, he proclaimed to the Soviet Woodchuck Dildo Union... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 ... That there would never be any more sweet potatoes or oatmeal eaten by anyone... Ever. Anywhere... But instead everyone would be forced to eat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordyC Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 ...Smurfs. But Gargamel wanted to have Papa Smurf, so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 ... Killed all the Smurfs expect Papa Smurf which caused ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matman-TheRide Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 ... Gargamel to suddenly turn into a fan, and then a giant wolly mammoth sh**ted all over the Earth. Dill Pickles responded by ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matman-TheRide Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 ...responding, and... Â (edit 9/19/15) Why has no one posted here in such a long time?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Then Dill Pickles along with his big brother, Tommy took over Six Flags Magic Mountain and removed all of the coasters except for the kiddie coasters and replace them with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterMateo Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 .. Larson Loopers made of Gold.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 ...and Vekoma SLCs. But suddenly, a brave hero stood up to the villains! He was strong! He was powerful! He was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 The almighty master of Darien Lake and he turned all of the Larson Super Loops into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraroc Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 B&M flying coasters, however not all of these B&M flyers were as good as Tatsu or Manta...this lead to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Six Flags going bankrupt and selling all of their parks to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Cedar Fair who manages to get all the parks including Six Flags New Orleans back up and running, but then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 ...SeaWorld buys Cedar Fair and renames all the Superman clones to Manta and all Batman clones to Great White. But suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATTYCAKES Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 A new chain of 25 naked theme parks opens! Naked rides, naked coasters, naked waterpark, eat naked, be naked. The only catch is that the lockers for your clothes, costs a ridiculous . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Million dollars and the chain of naked theme park closed due to the unwholesomeness of full blown nudity in theme parks by many complaint from families. Then Six Flags... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATTYCAKES Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Re-opened the naked theme parks because many people didn't know they all were family friendly naked theme parks. No gawkers allowed! They even had free lockers! They are so successful that . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnlloyd Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 There are no more free fluffy, fluffy bunnies filled with medicine and goo! So Six Flags decided that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomefaceninja7 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 They will add a Super Loop at the park called "Devil's Looping Coaster"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnlloyd Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 But, it will never open because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyRush Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Larson went bankrupt after.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnlloyd Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 A huge recall on their rides which was caused by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Inferno Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Paint that spontaneously combusts when exposed to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnlloyd Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 People who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Scream excessively while going up a lift hill. Which also results in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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