Jason Maier Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 and the world was wondering . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAmericanKnight Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 ... why are there so many people attempting to conform to a bulls*** image of the "ideal handsome/pretty figure". So people picket the corporations to shut the f*** up with shoving down such images down society's throat. The football d*****bags and powder rods respond by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 going to see a counselor. Everyone goes to see a counselor, where they talk about their body image issues and obvious insecurities. The talks really help to reorient their priorities and give them an inherent sense of self-worth not tied to any form of marketing, which they now realize is designed to part them from their money and not give any form of insight into the human condition. Once everyone is emotionally balanced again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFNE Fan Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 They hop onto the back of a flying donkey, and go to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImOnABoat Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 The top of a giga rmc polercoaster to fight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 ... who we thought was Shrek but was actually. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAmericanKnight Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 ...ME! They defeat me by proving that Half Life 3 has been confirmed, resulting in me having an instant heart attack from shear shock and entering an afterlife with Harambe and Robin Williams led by Jesus. The world is then invaded by perverted alien satanic wooly mammoths. The worldwide military responds by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFNE Fan Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Turning all humans into Flying Donkeys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Who flew over Darien Lake and started lifting the whole park and carrying it off to who known where, but the flying donkeys knew that carrying an entire theme park to relocate it elsewhere was not an easy task. So they left Darien Lake where it is now and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollingCoasting Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Decided to use a stick to pick up......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMeMe Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 A framed portrait of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 MeMeMe's avatar. But.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 . . . The avatar was to large, so said framed portrait turned out to be a portrait of. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flagrockerthegreat Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Farting and moaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 . . . Was the black card that won the last round of Cards Against Humanity. The next white card read "This is how the world ends, this is how the world ends. . . Not with a bang but with a..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFNE Fan Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Flying Donkey apocalypse, so the Zombie Flying Donkeys fought the humans until the humans became Flying Donkeys, and joined their side and fought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 ... the remaining humans in a really heated game of chess. The game was a stalemate, so nothing was solved, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Mr. Smith discovered his newfound love of chess from that really heated game. After years of practice, he eventually became a pro at Chess and was invited to the Chess Tournament, located on the Moon. He was just about to win the game, when a spaceship landed, disrupting the game. Mr. Smith was pissed and grabbed his gun, ready to destroy the one who ruined his chess tournament. The door of the spaceship opened, and out walked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImOnABoat Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 The leader of the Donkeys with the plans of every RMC conversion for the next 20 years.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Which causes New Mean Streak to be delayed... Causing it to NEVER open. Which results in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 ...endless spamming of #itllneveropen. For some reason, Dollywood sues them, but then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillDude200 Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 ...it backfires and every company in existence sues Dollywood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 ... But Dolly's "Magic Humps" save the day, because they mesmerizes anyone who looks at those perky DD"s! So Dollywood get's out of all the lawsuits clear and free. But then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canobie Coaster Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Dolly gets a breast reduction and the lawsuits return. But then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Just like the reduction. . . The lawsuits are reduced too. . . Which causes no harm to the park!! But the bad news is. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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