Embarassing Topic #41190

[Homer]

Why am I posting this... I don't know...

 

Anyways, yeah, Homecoming around the corner, etc. So to cut to the chase, how do you pick up girls?

 

(waits for hilarity to ensue)

Edited September 29, 2005 by Homer

[PhishyBrewer]

Well first... don't call them chicks

[Wes]

"Hey, does this chloroform cloth smell funny to you?"

[SharkTums]

LAME

[Nrthwnd]

Judging by your question - are you expecting to take more than one girl to Homecoming???

 

:shock:

[sfmmFREAK]

i couldn't tell ya, the ladies naturally love me. in fact THEY ASKED ME to mud wrastle with them! as in these pics :o :shock: :

 

 

 

 

-good times-

[BiCoastal Kid]

Say you're gay. Chicks love gay guys.

[Token Yankee Guy]

^^ That girl in the last pics looks like she is going to sneeze.

 

Use this line "did heaven loose an angel, cause you got a nice can!"

[Guest]

Do any other ladies on this board find pick-up lines absolutely sleezy? If any guy does that to me, and they have, they get the death to you look, and if they are really annoying, a slap to the face.

 

Guys, find better damn pick-up lines. The ones you have just SUCK!

 

Katie

[AllisonY2K]

how do you pick up girls?

 

with a forklift. *rim shot*

 

or use my non-field tested pickup line, "hey baby, if I was a squirrell and you were a tree, I'd so bury my nuts in your trunk."

 

(allison is not responsible for any physical harm caused as a result of using said line out in public., nor does she imply said line will actually work. usage of the above pickup line acknowledges that allison will not be held for any damages, either physical, mental, or emotional and also will not be liable for any contraction or treatment of STDs.)

[benzo41190]

only ask girls out if they are your type. I find goth girls really atractive and we always get along.

 

BTW- I figure if I go along with the whole 41190 thing. Then it might get so old that it will be stupid.

 

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[SonOfBeastSucks]

I might be gay but say "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

 

LMAO!

[Teddymonster]

You could always just be a gentleman and merely ask.

[Nrthwnd]

^That would be a novel (and postive) approach, hmm?

[AllisonY2K]

who does that any more?

 

Yo baby, your body is smokin'. holla back.

[derwood]

Is that your real hair?

 

works everytime!

[Wes]

Stare at her boobs while grinding your crotch and yelling "41190!".

[Sir Clinksalot]

"Hey Baby ... what's MY sign" always worked for me.

[CoasterFanatic]

Punch her.

 

// Well it worked for me in 1st Grade

[Twister II]

Bottom line.

 

Either girls like you or they dont.

 

And if they do, GREAT! If they dont, damn, that sucks!

 

 

A girl should see you for who you are, but they will also see how you act. If you act like a coward and cant gather up enought courage to ask her to homecoming, well, she is going to see you as a coward, and hunt for some other man meat.

 

However if you do take a chance and actually do ask her, she is going to think completly different of you, especially if you would have never asked in the first place.

 

If she says no, o well, life goes on, and try again.

If she says yes, great, you got a date.

[Wes]

I like how some people think this was a serious post.

[Sir Clinksalot]

^ Wait ... that wasn't serious??

 

What the 41190!!!!!!!!

[FlyingScooter]

First off, get a tricked out car. 15 yr old suburban girls love those, (at least that's what my 15 daughter and her friends say.)

Speak with an accent, I suggest a french one, like in Holy Grail. Ever since the 'Freedom Fries' episode, you'll come off like a rebel. They love rebels.

Say you like trance music, and like it loud.

The rest will just happen.

 

I think i've watched too much Strongbad...

 

good luck.

[Jose Eber]

If you are more introverted, be kind and be yourself.

[BelizeIt]

Call Dr. Laura

 

That's 1-800-DrLaura

 

She will guide you on your Quest.

 

Though She may Encourage You to not Engage in Pre-Martial Relations!!!

 

So If your a Sinner. Forget it!!!