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^I remember one time my friend got upset after I asked him for something and said "Every time someone calls me, they want medical advice or a prescription."

 

I said "And every time you call me, something is wrong with your computer."

 

After a few seconds of silence, he said "(sigh) What was the prescription you wanted?"

 

Terry

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I finished upgrading my Powerbook to a bigger hard drive and added a new PRAM module. I also overclocked my computer to 3.29GHz from 2.4...

 

...all while being hung over from this weekends partying.

 

And poor Sandra Bernhard... she died on stage at a club this weekend. Somebody should have told her and the organizers that wasted kids do not want to hear jokes for 30 minutes; they want to dance and do naughty stuff.

 

Kids were just talking amongst themselves. Finally Sandra said, turn on the music and I'll just speak over it!

 

I went to the bathroom to pee.

 

Terry

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My favorite band (Hollywood Undead) droped their 1st CD today!! They're a crazy mix of rap, rock, and screamo. I love it so much. Anyone who likes a good mix of genres should go out and get their cd. It's only $8 too!

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I did a volunteer shift at a party last night selling raffle tickets. I ended up outselling everyone, got some donations and some guy slipped me his number behind his boyfriends back (the number went in the trash btw). I didn't even have to take my shirt off, though I was "giving" the people big arms and shoulders! Now I see how my friends take money from these people for tips; I think I got it down now too and I kept my clothes on!

 

Terry

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B&Man & astroworldfan1:

 

Hate to spoil your celebration, but you do know you're probably going to make up those days either around Christmas or before your summer break? That is unless your school added a few "snow days" to their schedule that they can reduce from.

 

The schools loses money each day you're not there, so they'll tack on that missed day by reducing a day from your vacation time. With the money that most schools are in crunch for, I wouldn't hope to miss too much school.

 

Terry

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^It is indeed awesome. 1000 People from all over the city(and other cities as well) gather in town square with pillows and beat the heck out of each other. 3 hours later the entire place is a giant sea of feathers.

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Lots of exciting events coming up! Next Tuesday I'm going to a Sigur Ros concert, then going to a MASSIVE haunted house in a few weeks. I also planned my trip for Halloweekends for mid October! And overall I'm just in a damn good mood .

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I'm off to Lime Regis in Cornwall Towards the end of October, So therefore I'm away for Halloween! Finally! It's not that I hate Halloween I just hate 16 year old trick or treaters expecting bags of sweets.

 

Besides, Cornwall Is more fun! It's a chance to learn surfing!

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