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Posted

OHIO IS FOR CEDAR POINT

 

Hey there,

I know it's hard to feel the lack of it.

Where you are and how weather it.

With these lights off as these wheels

not rolling on and on. (and on and on and on...)

Slow things down or speed them up.

Not enough or way too much. (and on and on and on...)

How are you when the park is closed?

 

[Chorus:]

And I can't ride it on my own.

(And I can't ride it on my own.)

Because Cedar Point is in Ohio.

So lock me in and pull the strap.

(So lock me in and pull the strap)

So I can be all clear and ride.

Because you Intamin made it.

You know it's true, Intamin made it well.

You like it too, and I can tell.

You never stop until the final hill is done.

 

Spare me the last three switchbacks.

"All clear, dispatch" is all we heard.

I'll wait for you, but I can't wait forever.

[x2]

 

[Chorus:]

And I can't ride it on my own.

(And I can't ride it on my own.)

Because Cedar Point is in Ohio.

So lock me in and pull the strap.

(So lock me in and pull the strap)

So I can be all clear and ride.

Because you Intamin made it.

You know it's true, Intamin made it well.

You like it too, and I can tell.

You never stop until the final hill is done.

 

(INTAMIN...MADE...IT...WELL)

So lock me in and pull the strap.

The final hill is done.

So I can feel the airtime!

 

[Chorus:]

And I can't ride it on my own.

(And I can't ride it on my own.)

Because Cedar Point is in Ohio.

So lock me in and pull the strap.

(So lock me in and pull the strap)

So I can be all clear and ride.

Because you Intamin made it.

You know it's true, Intamin made it well.

You like it too, and I can tell.

You never stop until the final hill is done.

 

(INTAMIN...MADE...IT...WELL)

You know they do, Intamin made it well.

You like it too, and I can tell.

You never stop until the final hill is done.

 

-Dainan "Yes, I took the time to write this" Rafferty

Posted
I find it humorous that the new spam poster for Viagra spelled "pharmacy" with an s instead of a c.

 

Probably to beat word filters.

Posted

Here it is, 11:30am on a Saturday. I've been up since 8am, and the girls continue to sleep. Usually it's the other way around, but now it's February.

 

Eric

Posted
This is a really good song and all but it is missing one important thing: more Cowbell.

 

I've got a FEVAH! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL.

Posted

Dad, the seat belts giving too much slack

Just yank on it, it'll straighten out

Couldn't help but to say...

 

That's what she said!

 

Dad then proceeded to hit me...*sigh*

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