The "Favourite Piers Quotes" Thread

[robbalvey]

Since Piers claims he doesn't remember most of what he says or why he says it, can you all please post your favourite quotes so he can re-live them through you?

[Mechanic]

"The Geister Villa...zzjzbhaahaa..f***knows. We're gonna just get on."

[Nrthwnd]

"Fancy."

 

 

 

 

 

Miss you, Piers.

[Meteornotes]

"I'm going to make this bottle of wine last the entire dinner"

 

(After consuming it all before even the appetizers came out) "Oh dear!"

 

And then we all had a visit from "Truthful Piers"...BEST CARRABBA'S DINNER EVER!!!

 

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[ernierocker]

"Same." Even Candace was saying after three days on the Orlando trip.

[mwm1444]

"Blimey!"

 

When Piers and the Bitch twins finally got Kristen to say it last year, I felt a twinge of pride.

[KevinM]

Robb: "Is it too intense?"

 

Piers: "It's THREE intense!"

[wiyoh1984]

"I'm mouth shy"

 

"I am not mouth shy everyone, don't worry."

 

"If you have anything for my mouth I am not mouth shy"

 

[COASTER FREAK 11]

"Please releash your sheat belts, Hoooooo" (his impersonation of Cher doing an exit spiel)

 

"You've really done it this time, haven't you?"

 

This is the beast thread ever! It should be stickied!

[jynx242]

Dave Thomas already said it, but:

 

"My friends all call me TRUTHFUL Piers"

"Oh Dear"

 

and my personal favorite:

 

"David, lets go do the smoking."

 

David

[BelizeIt]

"Ahh there's an ant in my ear"

 

"Elissa tried to end my life" (On the alpine slide)

[larrygator]

"we all know your wife is an idiot"

 

I do not agree with this umbarge.

[mwm1444]

Actually, Larry reminds me, I revise my vote - my favourite Piers-ism (Piersm?) would have to be any use of 'umbrage'.

[COASTER FREAK 11]

"I am a pirate! Arrrr"

 

"Thwap!!" (slaps his hand on his knee...like something rolled out of his pants)

Edited September 21, 2010 by COASTER FREAK 11

[larrygator]

Actually, Larry reminds me, I revise my vote - my favourite Piers-ism (Piersm?) would have to be any use of 'umbrage'.

 

 

I was quoting Piers use of umbrage. I was seriuosly taking umbrage with his verbal effort on Elissa.

[DarkStitch626]

I have to say my favorite quote from him thus far has got to be from the Alpine slide.

 

"I fell off the slide three times..and I've got a burn,here,here, there's one under my shirt,there's some on my head, and there's some on my knees..But ain't from the slide" LMAO.

[Wes]

"What's a motorboat?" - Drunk Piers at Howl at the Moon when a hot waitress asked him to moaterboat her.

[larrygator]

Also, don't forget to listen to BudtheWeiser's mash-up mix of Piers sound bites.

 

Piers Danced Up

[imawesome1124]

"Something terrible happened!"

 

Piers, you rock!

[mwm1444]

That is the bext remix I've ever heard.

[ILoveRides]

I actually feel a bit like I'm in a womb. I am very tightly concealed in this area. I'm not being funny - When I signed up to go on a Theme Park Review trip I thought I'd be allowed to have a seat, and they were like 'Oh, no! No, sweetheart! You have to sit on the floor between the seats!'

 

I burst out laughing during that part.

[Hhappy]

so many things come to mind at the moment.. (although i'm not always sure who started what..)

 

anyway..

 

No Deal

[Jojo19799]

"They tried to make me to go rehab and I said no no no"

 

"I had two beers in my mouth and hopefully later three TPR members."

 

I know there are more from the latest video, but I'm at work right now. Not sure if I should even attempt to watch it.

[larrygator]

"They tried to make me to go rehab and I said no no no"

 

Disqualified - that was Piers quoting Any Winehouse.

[mcjaco]

"Meeeeeoooooowwwwwww"