Thelegendarymatthew Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 ^Yeah, you can feed the Dolphins. I've pet one before, they feel like wet rubber.
Thelegendarymatthew Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Man, I hope Robb didn't eat himself. Anyways, good update. Do you want us to send one big message to Dan for each update, or several other ones. Either way, I'll do it -Matthew K.
ParkTrips Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Nice to see you got the kitchen to chef up some Rigatoni Campagnolo, that was the shit
robbalvey Posted October 14, 2009 Author Posted October 14, 2009 Live updates from Epcot's Food and Wine Festival going on NOW!!! http://www.facebook.com/robbalvey
Electerik Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 The taco was an obvious choice, of course...but were the ladies' costumes inspired by the Bambee song??
robbalvey Posted October 14, 2009 Author Posted October 14, 2009 Joey has conquered Epcot's Food & Wine Festival! 16 drinks around the world! Live Updates on Facebook - www.facebook.com/robbalvey
spacemtfan Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Hey Robb, how is Toy Story Mania in Florida the "good Mania"?
Dan Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 I can almost guarantee Robb wants you to send several individual ones! Maybe one word per email. Thanks for clarifying that, Tyler. Go Game COCKS this weekend! So after arriving to work early this morning, my BlackBerry started going nutsy cuckoo with emails... It was at this point I decided that my friends either love me so much that they just can't live without me ... OR they just take some sort of sick pleasure in making me miserable back at home when they're all out having a great time WITHOUT ME!! You decide... View: Mission Space video from Jewy Mission Space video from Robb Mission Space video from Hanno Mission Space video from Cumdumpster Mission Space video from Pilar Mission Space video from Jeff Mission Space video from Jon Mission Space video from Larry Mission Space video from Elissa Mission Space video from Scott Mission Space video from Dylan Mission Space video from Ice Bat Mission Space video from Dylan <--- OMFG! THIS ONE IS AMAZING!!! Mission Space video from Chuck And this one just arrived as well... Greetings from the Future (I haven't had time to watch any of them yet so I apologize if some of them aren't family friendly... and they most likely aren't!! ) [EDIT: So I finally watched them all. I especially felt the love from Jewy, Scott, and Chuck (having a post-ride aneurysm?). I didn't think dinosaurs new how to operate such technology but it was great to see Ice Bat! Special thanks to little baby Dylan! My conclusion -- I still hate you all ]
deathbydinn Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Those were just weird. Who flipped off the camer in Jewy's video?
moinab Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Thanks for letting us crash your party for a little bit, last night! We never did make it on BTMRR. First time (right after HalloWishes,) they closed it, as soon as we made it to the entrance. Second time (right after the parade,) the stand-by time changed from 10 to 20 minutes, right as we walked up, and we were just too tired to wait, at that point. Ah well, back again in a week and a half! Yay for new FL resident passes! Hope the rest of your week is great!
Ethan! Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Hey Robb, how is Toy Story Mania in Florida the "good Mania"? Because Californa is easy to make fun of
robbalvey Posted October 15, 2009 Author Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Today was a day of epic proportions. TPR has done Food & Wine Festival as a group for the last 4 or 5 years now, but NOTHING has ever been as amazing as Joey drinking 17 drinks "Around the World" today. So now, we present to you, an epic TPR day at Epcot! (ps. If you haven't seen all the "Postcards from Space" that we emailed Dan today, scroll up three posts...WATCH THEM ALL...they are amazing!!!) Today is Epcot - the best theme park in the world! Piers would like to point out that Epcot has highlighted the "N" in IllumiNations as to not confuse it with IllumiGaytions. Piers also would like to point out that IllumiGaytions is also sponsered by semens. Epcot employees all have these deformed giant hands. Does Mark Wyatt owe you money? Refunds this way... "Dear Epcot. We will never forgive you for destroying Horizons...but Mission: Space is pretty cool too!" We would like "unknown heart condition" side please. Epcot is empty today! Nerd shot!!! Are we ready for Gary? "Hey Wes...lube up and bend over!" You guys ready for Lunar Orbit "insertion?" Elissa did insertion as she has a much larger penis than the rest of the group. Hmmm...we can send an email to anyone? Who do you think we should email? "Dan is going to have a LOT of emails from space!" Want to join in the fun? EMAIL DAN and tell him "hello from space!" mrt0ad13@aol.com Welcome to Epcot Food And Wine Festival! Time for copius amounts of food and alcohol! Frozen Dragon Berry Coloda, please! Can Joey drink around the world? Can he really do it? Drink #1. Frozen mojito! Elissa friendly food! Food and Wine is Icebat approved! Canada has choup! And that's all I need! Joey Drink #2 moosehead beer! Yummmmm....sausage! Hey Dan! We have "choup!". Everyone EMAIL DAN and tell him "You have no choup!". mrt0ad13@aol.com Ewww...New Zealand....SKIP! Take a WILD guess what we are having here! Warm chocolate gooey Bailey's cake... ...and Guiness! You can find Piers and Emily in here! Ummmm...what a cute little pussy. Oh Man. Lots of money will be spent here! Joey Drink # 3 pomegranite Kir! OH! MY! GOD! I need a tissue. Joey Drink #4 Grolsch Lager. (Hanno approves!) Half of you don't have drinks! FAIL!!! Baklava!! There's going to be a party in MY tummy! I miss Japan! Joey Drink #5 Mimosa from Morrocco! More pita = happy Elissa! Joey says "hello from Japan!" Chuck highly reccomenda the New Orleans Praline Bread Pudding! The stain on Joey's shirt says "Drink #6 New Orleans SazzaRazz" Matt, this ones for you! Joey Drink #7 Sam Adams 14th Anniversary Festival Beer. Swallow that creme! Drink #8. Some sort of sparkling wine...Joey thinks! Larry says "baby cow tastes gooooood with beer!" German stuff!!! YUMMMM! Joey Drink #9 Beck's Oktoberfest! Larry asks "Would you rather be a blind mermaid or have your leg amputated but if your leg is amputated you can get a fastpass to ANY ride you want!". To answer EMAIL DAN. mrt0ad13@aol.comAdd a captionLarry asks "Would you rather be a blind mermaid or have your leg amputated but if your leg is amputated you can get a fastpass to ANY ride you want!". To answer EMAIL DAN. mrt0ad13@aol.com Jon loves (to) Bangkok! Joey is double fisting drinking #9 (Beck's) and holding #10 Singha Beer! What should Piers put in his mouth during IllumiGaytions? If you think you know...EMAIL DAN!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com Should Joey get his face painted like the "Tricky Troll?". EMAIL DAN! mrt0ad13@aol.com Drink #10 and Drink #11 King Fisher! "11 drinks later it's time to break the seal!" Drink #12 Chinese Heavenly Clouds. "Better than normal sex." We took a break from eating and drinking outside and continued eating and drinking inside! Proof that Joey is drunk - He left a 24% tip! Piers give you a surprise look at the costumes for IllumiGaytions! Piers got the parasol boob credit! Joey says "Yay Poland!" Joey Drink #14. Some red fruity slushy with vodka! Drink #14 and #15 - a shot of tequila and a sangria chaser! "There is a very good chance...that...after I drink this... I am gonna die!" Mexico City! We are almost done drinking around the world! Joey Drink #16 Dos Equis. HE DID IT!!! Joey had CONQUERED DRINKING AROUND THE WORLD! Girls...bow down to him! Worship him! Take his penis into your person!!! (who are we kidding?) But still! THE DAMN JEW DID IT!!! Congrats Joey! BTW, if you would like to congratulate Joey for drinking around the world. EMAIL DAN!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com OMG! A new Robocoastet attraction has opened! How come no one told us about this??? I can't believe we can't rely on anyone on TPR to report this kind of stuff! Yup Design-your-own robocoaster simulator ride. It's a robocoaster arm with a video screen! Could we have found a giant A$$ bathroom stall BIGGER than the one by Rock N Roller Coaster??? Alternate view of potential biggest ever bathroom stall. Noooo! Giant electric skull attacking Piers! NOM. NOM. NOM. IllumiNations - not as epic as IllumiGaytions is going to be on Friday! As you can see...it was an EPIC DAY at Epcot!!!! Tomorrow is Halloween Horror Nights with lots of "behind the scenes" stuff! Follow the LIVE UPDATES on FaceBook! http://www.facebook.com/robbalvey Edited June 22, 2020 by robbalvey
mcjaco Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Matt, this ones for you! Yum! Chuck is a wise man, and didn't drink that crap Joey was drinking!
Erik Johnson Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Today was opening day of the robo-coaster ride. Maybe that is why nobody mentioned anything about it yet.
televisedconfession Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Haha, beaner boat ride. If I were full Mexican, and not just half, I may think that only half funny. Viva Mexico cabrones! Great update. Hope you're all staying hydrated. There's a stomach virus going around Orlando too. Had it last weekend when Kim, Roxy and I went. It's freakin hot! Have fun guys.
dandaman Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Chuck's postcard nearly made me launch popcorn out of my nose. (Yes, it was quite painful, but sooooo worth it.) HHN tomorrow will seriously ROCK for you guys, provided your respective Epcot hangovers are relatively mild.
ebl Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Did they update that boat ride in Mexico? Seems like the last time I was there they had a sign or something announcing its closure for an update. Eric
dandaman Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Much to the chagrin of a lot of people I know, El Rio del Tiempo was redone to include more updated scenes, featuring the Three Callaberos trying to find Donald the whole time. I don't mind the change too much, though I do miss the main song.
stuartnz Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Good thing you skipped the New Zealand stand. Disgusting stuff.
the ghost Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 LMAO OMG! Illumnigation is also brought to you by seamens. (tears of laughter) I cant wait for illumigaytions(and I'm straight) Yay Piers
hobbit Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 single rider!, i want ride RRC with you thanks for posting!
dammie16@vt.edu Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 I never knew the definition of rubbing it in was emailing Dan until these updates came along lol
ginzo Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 I like how Joey gets a big stain on his shirt somewhere between drink #2 and drink #3.
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