uwgbdork Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 So Yeah, My girlfriend was reading Cosmo magazine while we were both on the couch watching tv the other day and this ad popped up. I am just go as far as saying this is by far the best use of a Rollercoaster in advertising in the history of ads or rollercoasters! Although if actually built this would be torn down to the "head" trauma. Rollercoaster.....of love ...say what...ooo ooo ooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyyyper Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I can see that GASM stands for Great American Scream Machine, so what's with the OR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 There's just such a horrible connotation when you consider it a "coat-hanger" coaster... ...Uh, look! Fireworks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Insert all manner of Vekoma + Head Banging jokes here. Hmmm....the B&M Roar just took on a whole new meaning. Contemplate this next time you ride Dominator. And lastly, it's a good bet most of us on TPR are screamers. (I got a million of 'em..ha cha cha cha chaaaa....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 ...and thus begins the converations about sex toys based on roller coaster names. You can just imagine... "Wicked Twister" "Silver Bullet" "The Beast" "Twisted Sisters" Photoshop contest, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xxhershey818xX Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Thats freaking hilarious!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revilolee Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 LOL I didn't even see the words at first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBru Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Is it sad that it took me about 5 minutes to get this...? Nice find. Very nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 ...and thus begins the converations about sex toys based on roller coaster names. You can just imagine... "Silver Bullet" Well they already got the logo down ... That doesn't look like a bullet ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 We've got rollercoaster simulations and now we've got roller coaster stimulations. Will this be in future TPR trip tour bags, at least for the ladies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rct3man777 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 ^Just use your imagination, little boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jcoaster Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 This will now be the brunt of all TPR jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbill Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 LOL I didn't even see the words at first... lol, yeah i figured something was up. I'm a graphic designer though so I look for that kind of "not so subtle" stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxman005 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Now officially the background to my computer. might look a little weird though when I take my lap top to class and people see a trojan ad as my back ground. Thatch hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uwgbdork Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 So does anyone think this classifies as legitimate coaster porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamikazewatermelon Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 ...and thus begins the converations about sex toys based on roller coaster names. You can just imagine... "Silver Bullet" Well they already got the logo down ... You've gotta be kidding me! Is that the real logo or am I just really gullible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyJ Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I think its a safe bet to say most of you are too young to remember when cigarettes and cigars such as Marlboro, Camel, Newport and Black & Mild were allowed to advertise on TV but there was an ad for Winston Cigarettes back in the early 60s that was shot at NYC's Coney Island where this man and woman light up their Winstons and then thry boarded the Cyclone ( then again it could have been the Thunderbolt or the Tornado ) and they continued to puff away..while they rode that coaster !!!! Every once in awhile this ad pops up on you tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haux Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Aren't you too young to remember seeing that ad? I'd like to see someone recreate this coaster in NoLimits. I'm tempted to do so myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 ...and thus begins the converations about sex toys based on roller coaster names. You can just imagine... "Wicked Twister" "Silver Bullet" "The Beast" "Twisted Sisters" Photoshop contest, anyone? Black Mamba is already a toy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolliger&Mabillard Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I gave her my Black Mamba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texcoaster Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 OK, so let's run through a list of double-entendre coaster names: We'll start with a combination that only exists at SFOG. I asked a friend if he wanted to ride Ninja or GASM and he said, "Ninja Orgasm???" Anyway, on to the list of sex toy coaster names: Big Bad John Earthquake McGoon's Brain Rattler Twist n Shout Giant Dipper Kong Swamp Thing Willard's Whizzer (later shortened to just Whizzer, which isn't nearly as funny) Howler Wild One Zach's Zoomer The Boss Fire in the Hole Zambezi Zinger Sidewinder Bar-one Bushwhacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jcoaster Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 How about: Dominator Big Bad Wolf Scream! Thunderhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim S. Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 "You can have a Big Dipper, going up and down, all around the bend. You can have a bumper car bumping, this amusement never ends." --Peter Gabriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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