AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - TPR SURVIVOR EDITION - WEEK 1

[coasterdude5]

 

AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - TPR SURVIVOR EDITION

 

Hello there forum goers, it is I, Mr. U. N. Owen. You may know me for killing ten people who escaped punishments for committing their own murders. Or you may just know me for being partially insane. But I know that you know how much I hate liars. Think about it for a second - liars ruin everything!

 

For more information:

http://themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=45020

 

You may know some of these people for their hilarious remarks... their quick-witted replies... or their random trip reports....

 

It is your job to decide who dies first! Hahaha! Fun, isn't it? Each week a new poll will be posted and you will ultimately choose who dies first and who dies last. Vote for who you want to die!

 

Here's a little information on the people I've captured:

 

Wes

Wes has been accused of supplying large amounts of PMW to patrons at amusement parks, and then coaxing them to go into restricted areas to get his hat.

 

Homer

An obnoxious forum poster since the dawn of the site, Homer has been known to post crap and giving kids plastic bags to play with.

 

CTU Agent

Tyler is a sexy stud that girls constantly seem to want to fornicate with. However, most girls eat mayo and if mayo is in their stomach then he will die. As Superman's only weakness is kryptonite, Tyler's only weakness is mayo. That said, Tyler makes Superman look like a little bitch. Chyeah.

 

coasterfreak101

Tyler. Jealousy always did get the best of him. But he can't spork someone in the school cafeteria and claim ignorance. Yelling "Tyler kiiill, Tyler kill goood" as he did it hasn't helped him to plead his case so far. But he can't go to jail - he needs the PMW.

 

Carnage

Paul recently founded his own country, Canaba. With his new found dipolomatic imunity, he trades W for P&M.

 

socalMAN123

Brent: The youngest member of the TPR Survivor, he has consistently out-performed people 10 years older than him. The most agile of the contestants, he can prove once again that he can outlast.

 

mcjaco

Matt - Protector of EPCOT, dishes out pain with a pleathora of Eric Idle insults, binge drinking, and rides on Iron Wolf. Give him a skunky beer, and face a wrath of evil you'll not likely live through.

 

natatomic

As one of only 4 or 5 girls on TPR, natatomic is wanted for not putting out nearly enough, as should be her female duty. She is also wanted for questioning regarding rumors of being a Republican. It all makes sense, now, doesn't it?

 

kraken613

David- A RCT3 addict and is know to build rides that sometimes don't have the people to come back to the station in the same form... hehehe..... "BOOM! 9 peeps have died."

 

mmousefan

Joel - TPR`s Mexican Joe, officially the first TPR member in the only upwards peninsula in the world. Ex Disney Cast Member (wich gives him the amazing ability to smile even when people thinks its the first time hes wearing shoes) is maybe not a very known member of the TPR gang but still very competitive and willing to chop some heads from the other side of the rio to get to be the last one surviving; using his natural hability to move from cactus to cactus riding a donkey and drinking tequila.

 

 

Remember - vote for who you wanted killed off first!

[Wes]

bumping dis

[TheStig]

I voted for Kraken because he took my spot.

 

 

Jerk.

[spaceace12]

I voted for Carnage since he is from Canaba, we all know that Canabians can't fight and thier army consists of men with bb guns.

[Carnage]

^ I was born in Canada, but I'm "from" Indiana.

 

So there.

[Manny In England]

It was the giving plastic bags to kids bit that swayed my vote. Sorry Homer.

[kraken613]

Didnt know so many people hated me! lol

 

I voted Wes because at the time he had more votes....

[nagro5]

Haha, this game is defiantly going to be fun!

[RCFreak]

I like knowing who voted for who! uh, i think I know Kraken613 the least so he gets my vote that and he's from NC, what good out of there?

[generaleclectic]

I voted for Homer because Wes holds his own very well in a debate.

 

We have to have some priorities in life, eh?

[Homer]

You whores love me that much, don't you.

 

*votes self*

[mmousefan]

I voted Brent, just beacuse hes small and I can stomp him with my donkey

[Carnage]

You whores love me that much, don't you.

 

*votes self*

 

First to die does not count as love.

[ihani]

I voted Wes because he ruined IOA.

[natatomic]

^^Looks like people wanna nearly marry coasterfreak101, then.

[Kingbooba]

I voted Carnage 'cause I felt like it.

[mcjaco]

I think we'll find out who really hates us here.

[DBru]

That Mr. Owen is a clever man...

[phazan]

I voted for coasterfreak101 because he's a minority.

 

[Kalepi_Konei]

I voted for Wes because he's corrected me so many times that I want my revenge.

[generaleclectic]

^But look now! Your grammar and spelling are perfect!

[socalMAN123]

I only voted for Kraken because I don't know you very well.

---Brent

[coasterfreak101]

^^Looks like people wanna nearly marry coasterfreak101, then.

 

Who doesn't? I've only got two enemies. So once the vows are all said and done, I'm not bringing anything bad or negative into the marraige.

[kraken613]

Well get to know me so im not voted off next time!

[generaleclectic]

^Well, there's still 4 days left in the poll. I wouldn't necessarily say that in total danger or completely in the clear just yet.

 

Not knowing what the back-end rules are for the "players", are alliances possible and campaigning for yourself to be left alone or for other people to be voted off?