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One of many things from the '80s I wish had stayed dead!!! Monkeys will fly out of my butt before I pay ten bucks to watch this crap at the theater. (Sad things, I'll be eating these words when I actually watch the movie.)

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why why why do they look like they are gonna start bustin caps.....

 

at this point my childhood is no longer being raped, but is a victim of some brutal necrophilia.

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Man, this is so dumb, I saw the preview for it, and there is no way Im going to go pay 9$ to watch a chipmunk eat a mans crap. And why do they look so ghetto, I remember watching there christmas special when I was like 5, and there Halloween Frankenstein thing, they had really good movies, but now it looks like its gone all down hill.

 

LOL Weasels Eat My Flesh WTH!!!

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I smell a bomb. The moment I saw the movie poster, all I could say is "Kidz Bop: Special Chipmunks Edition."

 

Hooray for another "X-TREME" example of a classic childhood icon.

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Then you've never heard of Weasels Eat My Flesh.

 

No I have not but it sounds like something I should avoid like the plague.

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I can't imagine anyone wanting to see this movie, it's nothing but utter crap. Seriously, it doesn't resemble the original series in anyway. Alvin and the Chipmunks are supposed to be freakish 3 ft. tall monsters that society accepts as normal on site. These are actual chipmunks... with voices so high and annoying, I actually leave the theatre when their trailer comes on. And the bit with Alvin eating a turd? Just one more sprinkle of piss on the grave of what once was an enjoyable show.

 

So who wants to bet that the end sequence with feature a highly ambitious rap/pop song that will last no less than 5 minutes?

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Sadly another nostalgic childhood memory has been dug up and nailed to a box office bomb. It's just like what happened to Garfield I used to love that comic when I was little now I wouldn't piss on it. Thank god this has not happened to Calvin and Hobbes.

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Like the others have said, a classic cartoon made into a live-action 3-d animated film, which by itself has issues. Now you hip-hop it = automatic crap. The first Garfield movie was disappointing, but it's gotta be better than

Alvin.

 

At least The Simpsons got it right.

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Wow, I don't know what to say after watching that trailer. ...only that this looks like the best movie ever!!!!

 

Damn I can't even type that without ,what a joke.

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When we went to see the Simpsons Movie last week they played the trailer for it...and my wife and I both turned to each other and said "Elissa!".

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Eh, I'll skip the Chipmunks movie.

 

Why are so many movies based on old TV shows? Next thing you know, we'll see "T.J. Hooker: The Movie" or "My Mother the Car: The Movie."

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Ew. This movie looks pretty terrible.

 

This is just one of those franchises that isn't supposed to look realistic. The cartoons were fine, these just look like total crap. And the voices? Yeah, they kill me too.

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