eli Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 What is the most awkward thing you could say on a coaster just before you go down the first hill? Fred: HANK? Hank: WHAT? Fred: I DROPPED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IN THE TOILET THIS MORNING. Hank: ... what?
Angry_Gumball Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Strange topic...but I have one... Friend's first ever coaster in his life; an SLC. "I'll attack you with my 3/3 flying creature...I'll block with my Serra Angel! Tap all your lands...." (Reffering to Magic cards). Don't know why he was doing random Magic: The Gathering shout-outs but he did...and I laughed the whole ride through with an ocassional "ow"
hyyyper Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Discussing the speed and acceleration of the transport tires from station to lift, the entire ride
TheBannedKid Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Yelling celebrity names during an inversion... BOB DOLE! MATT DAMON! ROBB ALVEY! WTF? Robb Alvey?
Ryan King Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Not really what ive SAID, but on Tatsu Poking Robb always seems to make me laugh. When he yelps like a little girl and cant hit me back because hes all strapped in. Love you Robb! -Ryan
crazyrider06 Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Lets do it a gain, I want to ride it all night long!!
ParkTrips Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 I hate when you are stuck on the brake run of Superman UF and someone decides to tickle you because they know you are ticklish and can't do anything about it
Jayjay719 Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 We are going up the tall lift, then down the big drop....
Satoshi Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 i'm just going to say 'Weeee!!!!!' on a drop! because i love that word a lot like i feel i want to make it go down in a history of my life!
Cameron Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 "This is my first coaster ride since getting out of prison!" "Oh yeah? What were you in for?" "Throwing someone off a ferris wheel.." Cameron. ps: Apologies to Steven Wright for stealing his joke
Sasquatch Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Most awkward eh . . . . once i yelled 'IM GONNA BE SICK!!' at the top of a coaster (vekoma corkscrew) and the person next to me started crying pmfsl
jason10 Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Bob: Did you know that on nearly every loop or inversion i Feel sick and throw up and I always throw up on a bend so it always splatters on the person next to me? Bobby: But this coaster has inversions! Bob: How was I supposed to know. I can't see through walls an what was the name of this coaster again? Bobby: Flight of Fear Bob: Oh yeah that coaster does have in inversions! Oh well. Cover up as much as you can because you'll be mighty soaked by the time this coaster finishes!
J man Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 I'm sure if I have shared this before. But when ever I'm on Goliath at SFMM I always yell,"SQUIRT SQUIRT!" because the first time I rode it my friend Mike peed in his pants a little bit. I also usually say goodbye to the person next to me, and that I'll see them in the afterlife.
IwantRevenge Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Strangest things: Medusa: "MONKEYS!!!!!" at the top of my lungs for the entire ride! Nitro: "5..4..3..2..1 DIE" at the top of lift and me and my friends fall alseep
Scaparri Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 "Daddy, stop!!" at the top of your lungs on a rough coaster.
V2-dude Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 On Vekoma Boomerang leaving station: "I don't get it. We're loking down but moving up" Ride ends. "Oh, I get it, we were going backwards!" Reaching the brake run: "That was better than sex!"
IwantRevenge Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 On a Vekoma Screaming "I hope it doesn't fall apart like last time"
Masked_Maverick Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Morgan Alert!!! Stop the ride Doc I need to get my hot sauce. *when the ride comes back into the station* Hey Doc this ride done stole my hot sauce, you told me all articles were secure AHHHHHH. This is fun and all but not as good as Bench: The Ride.
GMAN962 Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Here's weirdest things that I say, they're usually the only ones I say, launched coaster or not. "BOB SAGET!" "LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEENKINS!!!!" OR, my personal favorite because it's a joke with a few of my friends.... "PICKLE SURPRISE!!!" -Mike
IceDragon Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 i have (and i swear to god on this) yelled out 'I HAVE MANBOOBS!) on Detonator before... yup. XNWO beared the witness of me yelling 'show me your boobies!!!' and a 200ft freefall tower was the first thing that truely scared me (i repeated 'oh f*ck!' about 100+ times) yeah... real mature. *rolleyes*
USRoadTripper Posted January 27, 2007 Posted January 27, 2007 "Oh my god, I'm having diarrhea!!" Works particularly well when sitting on bench seats. -Julie
Shavethewhales Posted January 27, 2007 Posted January 27, 2007 Stating that you don't feel like you need a bathroom break anymore on the break run after an eventful ride always turns a few heads.
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