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What is the most awkward thing you could say on a coaster just before you go down the first hill?

 

 

 

 

Fred: HANK?

Hank: WHAT?

Fred: I DROPPED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IN THE TOILET THIS MORNING.

Hank: ... what?

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Strange topic...but I have one...

Friend's first ever coaster in his life; an SLC.

"I'll attack you with my 3/3 flying creature...I'll block with my Serra Angel! Tap all your lands...." (Reffering to Magic cards). Don't know why he was doing random Magic: The Gathering shout-outs but he did...and I laughed the whole ride through with an ocassional "ow"

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Not really what ive SAID, but on Tatsu Poking Robb always seems to make me laugh. When he yelps like a little girl and cant hit me back because hes all strapped in.

Love you Robb!

 

-Ryan

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"This is my first coaster ride since getting out of prison!"

"Oh yeah? What were you in for?"

"Throwing someone off a ferris wheel.."

 

Cameron.

 

ps: Apologies to Steven Wright for stealing his joke

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Bob: Did you know that on nearly every loop or inversion i Feel sick and throw up and I always throw up on a bend so it always splatters on the person next to me?

 

Bobby: But this coaster has inversions!

 

Bob: How was I supposed to know. I can't see through walls an what was the name of this coaster again?

 

Bobby: Flight of Fear

 

Bob: Oh yeah that coaster does have in inversions! Oh well. Cover up as much as you can because you'll be mighty soaked by the time this coaster finishes!

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I'm sure if I have shared this before. But when ever I'm on Goliath at SFMM I always yell,"SQUIRT SQUIRT!" because the first time I rode it my friend Mike peed in his pants a little bit.

 

I also usually say goodbye to the person next to me, and that I'll see them in the afterlife.

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On Vekoma Boomerang leaving station:

 

"I don't get it. We're loking down but moving up"

Ride ends.

"Oh, I get it, we were going backwards!"

 

 

Reaching the brake run:

 

"That was better than sex!"

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Morgan Alert!!!

 

Stop the ride Doc I need to get my hot sauce.

 

*when the ride comes back into the station* Hey Doc this ride done stole my hot sauce, you told me all articles were secure AHHHHHH.

 

This is fun and all but not as good as Bench: The Ride.

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Here's weirdest things that I say, they're usually the only ones I say, launched coaster or not.

 

"BOB SAGET!"

"LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEENKINS!!!!"

 

OR, my personal favorite because it's a joke with a few of my friends....

 

"PICKLE SURPRISE!!!"

 

-Mike

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i have (and i swear to god on this) yelled out 'I HAVE MANBOOBS!) on Detonator before... yup.

 

XNWO beared the witness of me yelling 'show me your boobies!!!'

 

and a 200ft freefall tower was the first thing that truely scared me (i repeated 'oh f*ck!' about 100+ times)

 

 

yeah... real mature. *rolleyes*

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