TheStig Posted August 27, 2006 Posted August 27, 2006 Just follow along with the captions under the pictures! Colin C EDIT:Ummm, I really dont know why, but I started just going off in a different direction with this one. Uhh yeah no excuse!! Its like, all segmented out or something, ewwwww!!! Well thats the end of my tale. Oh and I was looking for some tin foil when I found this old jar of marshmallow fluf! It expired in 2003!!! Boy do they taste good, even better then when they were still alive. I wish I had just cooked Jerry. And yes ladies Im single! A pile of corpses, once a happy group of peasants, now dead, and slightly overcooked. Dead, all dead, not a single survivor left. Almost done with the extermination, half of the pieces have stoped screaming. They all have 10 minutes to live, good luck cookie dough pieces. Okay back to the story. Now that the chamber has been heated, the morsels are put in to their final resting place. Wow, thats a really cheap marker! I didnt place a bid on it though, its pretty ugly looking! ..So in the meantime, I went on eBay! The excecution chamber needs to be heated, the pieces of humanity will have to wait... Jerry sure was tasty, the assorted cookie dough body parts made a good choice. I decided a sacrafice was in order, so a unanamous vote between the melting pieces of gooey patrons decided Jerry was the first to go. I segmented the towns folk neatly on this platter, but as you notice one is missing. ...I just cut it open and threw it aside, leaving its villagers exposed and convienantly pre sliced. I couldent figure out how to disable the yellow protector of the field of forces, so.... I tryed eating them, but there was this odd yellow force field keeping me out. Under a mess of food that expired before I was born, lies this. Huston, we have Toll House! Oh its worse the I thought, eww that taffy is from June! There it is, the bowels of the american household. No not the air conditioner, the FRIDGE!!!
Rollerholden Posted August 27, 2006 Posted August 27, 2006 Mmmmm cookies!! Those kind are so good haha I don't even cook them half the time!
robbalvey Posted August 27, 2006 Posted August 27, 2006 I'm totally going right now to make some cookies. --Robb "I hope Elissa doesn't yell at me!" Alvey
TheStig Posted August 28, 2006 Author Posted August 28, 2006 Haha I seriously dont know why I started refering them to people! I just kinda free handed it I guess! But yeah that marshmallow fluf is NASTY! I put it back in the fridge though, so lets give it another 3 years and see what happens! ^She shouldn't yell at you, just dont let her see them. Get a pint of vanilla ice cream and put a tiny scoop between two cookies, its like the most orgasmic ice cream sandwitch ever. Colin C
okinawaboy11 Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 PSH! Screw cooking them eat just the dough!
TheStig Posted August 28, 2006 Author Posted August 28, 2006 I havent eaten all of them yet, but yeah they are good so far! Colin C
Homer Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 Dammit, Toll House cookies , I seriously want one now...
TheStig Posted August 28, 2006 Author Posted August 28, 2006 Ride your bike over, I'd be more then happy to give you one!!! Colin"No really, dont..."C
mcjaco Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 That Tollhouse dough never makes it to the oven. I end up eating it chunk by chunk....
coasters 4 me Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 Whao....never seen them before. Nice little square pieces of dough and then into a flat circle. But they sure do look pretty nice.
mike541x Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 PSH! Screw cooking them eat just the dough! Lol I used to do that alot.
Jumboshrmp Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Why did you put them in the oven, yet you were setting the time on the microwave? Yeah, those are too good to cook.
TheStig Posted August 30, 2006 Author Posted August 30, 2006 ^Because my oven is so old school that it doesnt have a timer! Plus, the microwave actuially annoy's me enough to actuially motivate me to get the cookies out on time. Colin C
Reality15 Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 I made cookies the other night in my dorm... and burned them. Stupid dorm ovens are hotter than marked, so I had to bake them for half the time. Then everyone in the hall found out I baked cookies and came and got one, so I had like, two left to myself. So tomorrow night I'm baking like, 100 cookies. It'll be fun.
FlippyTrick09 Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Holly Crap! I'm selling Cookie DOugh for Chorus! Any takers? Sorry for using you forum to sell my cookie dough. It is much easier to do this and go door to door. Anyway... I have the munchies... I have to make tacos though- Mitchell (cookie dough salesman/ chef for a family of 4) Moore
TheStig Posted August 31, 2006 Author Posted August 31, 2006 Me too, the thing is, its still in my pantry, and its still outdated! I should really throw it away or something... Colin"maybe eat it"C
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