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Round trip airfare hovers around $700 into Krakow. Just saying...

^ I'll pass. At least until it's confirmed to be operating.

Holy crap, those nighttime photos!

^ It's OK, you're entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it may be.

Toy Story sells more merch.

^ I also loved the music on that ride! Turns out they recorded it entirely in-house, according to this documentary I found on it -

Hmmm, airfare to Germany from Philly...oh hey! $660! Good enough for me.

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^ I was hoping for a good image as a joke for Gravy Train. Google led me to this - It's...fascinating.

It's an unloading platform that has spoooooooky mystical themeing. Use your head, man.

Sounds like they're adapting the HP wand technology to be used all around the park, only they realized they won't be able to sell generic effects like they can sell HP merch. We'll see how long it lasts until they attempt to capitalize on it or just eliminate it.

I'm a large fan of boat rides, myself.

It's a horribly bland attraction that was made with zero effort. It's the weakest Disney attraction that I've ever done, and I've done all of Disney Studios Paris, including Cinemagique. The horrifically terrible editing for the ride film certainly doesn't help, either. It's something they had a chance to fix with Soarin' 2.0 but didn't even bother, which is just pathetic. Also, why was the entire Taj Mahal portion CGI? Like I get the CGI whale and elephants, etc, but the ENTIRE TAJ MAHAL SCENE?! Not just the building, mind you, but the entire damn scene. All of it. Were they not given approval for aerial filming? Then don't include it, ffs! The ride is and always has been awful. If I were granted the ability to push the button to blow it up in an earth-rocking explosion it wouldn't be enough. It needs to suffer and suffer horribly. I wish sentience upon the ride so I can waterboard it.

Best flyer. I'll give them that. Tatsu is pretty awesome.

See, kids, here is an example of the word "cool" being misused. The word he was actually going to use was "dull" or "boring" or "sleep-inducing" or "completely pointless" or "goddammit why do people like that ride" or "soarin sucks the big one" or "burn soarin to the ground" etc.

Valencia, CA doesn't see 5 degree fahrenheit temperatures, either. Also, Magic Mountain is a park full of Great Adventure's Bizzarro ops. Have fun with your 10 minute dispatch times.

All this sky ride love and nobody has mentioned Knoebels yet? For shame!

The press release and video only confirmed how awful Universal has become in just a few short years. Nothing about that sounds appealing. Nothing.

So 100% a park that certain whores on this site would flock to?

This is for your own further enjoyment of the attractions. See, they want you to be fully engulfed in the themeing rather than browsing Facebook on your phone. How else will you be able to fully comprehend the artistic merits of Rock-It's 15-second looping video?

That goddamned Miler is gonna open before Gale Force and they're gonna give it a press day and everything. Meanwhile Gale Force will open next season (maybe) with no fanfare and they'll pretend this whole year never happened.

Sweet jesus with that crowd! Look, I love Gardaland and all, but if I walked up and saw that I'd just go two kilometers down the road to Movieland Studios. I'd rather risk my life than my sanity.

^ Why'd you just post the same picture as me? I'm confused.

How did David S. Pumpkins get in? He's the scariest Halloween personality ever. Also, you keep mentioning Garbles but all I'm seeing is