ImOnABoat Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Send the terminator back in time to stop robocop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 ...and then they triggered the apocalypse. So Chlutu rose and he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Saw that Gale Force finally opened, so he ignored everything and rode it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 ...but it sucked so bad that he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFNE Fan Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Destroyed it, but then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillDude200 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 The enthusiasts whined about not getting to credit it, causing all enthusiasts to commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 But then they built a better version of Gale Force in a second. And then added VR to it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImNotOneOfYou Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 ...and interlocking step up underflips. However, another group of whiny enthusiasts discovered that the second step up underflip was actually a step down overflip. The resulting riot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAmericanKnight Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 ... led to a lot of people dressing up in clown costumes in public trying to scare college students... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillDude200 Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 ...while the GP said "what the hell m8" and watched post-movie SpongeBob... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImOnABoat Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 while a Clown Lives Matter protest was happening outside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 So the Joker decided to attack them with laughing gas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillDude200 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 ...But some random SJW steals the gas and eats it for dinner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 ...and then Hugh Mungus comes to save the world from the dirty SJW's! But then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 . . . Trump became president which took the entire world by surpirse, and resulted in millions of. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Vulcans deciding we weren't ready to join the Federation after all. So Spock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Maier Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 decided to call Kirk and ask . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaneH Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 If he ate his vegetables. Kirk replied by telling Spock that his left ear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAmericanKnight Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 ... does not matter. Then Captain Kirk slaps Spok straight across the face, steals the USS Enterprise, and then destroys this entire solar system by blasting it with a Nicholas Cage ray gun that was recently installed onto the ship. And then the ship's crew all died from alcohol poisoning. Everyone else in the universe died from being assholes that can never agree on anything and so they killed each other. So yeah... everyone died. The End. (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillDude200 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Â After everyone dies, the adventure starts all over again in present day 2016. And then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Togo came back and the world ended again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 But only to have Donald Trump be president of the world and then TOGO builds a recreation of Son of Beast in front of the White House as a bribe to make Donald Trump buy out Cedar Fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAmericanKnight Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 ...to then have Donald Trump fail in upkeeping Cedar Fair like he did with some of his casinos. After that, Donald Trump bought Bastille and told Dan Smith to write a theme song for Cedar Fair Parks to use in advertising. Dan Smith refused and instead rented out a room in a sketchy motel to spend the night with Chris Martin from Coldplay. Donald Trump, as a result, declared war on the United Kingdom. The UK responded by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrillDude200 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 ...joining ISIS and nuking Donald Trump, killing him! So... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Donald Trump came back as a radioactive zombie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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