Cantrip Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 ^ No. What happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow?"
RCT3D Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 His nose grows. What should my next question be?
slither37 Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 To be or not to be? If the world was to suddenly stop spinning, would we all fly forward and hit the windshield?
socalMAN123 Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 I'm sure we'd all hit somebody's windshield. A dog's right toe?
Zack44 Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 A bird's left claw? Do you crave fast food right now?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 Actually, yes. Is this thread just a chance for people to raise their post count?
ebl Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 No. You can raise your post count by posting intelligent stuff in any of the many threads here at TPR. Wherever did that word "biscuit" come from?
cal1br3tto Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 According to the weatherman, it's a "G-rated" replacement for the 'B'-word. "It's hotter than biscuits here today!" Edit: Or maybe the 'H'-word... What is the difference between a rock?
RCT3D Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 A "rock" has at least 1 possible spelling. (thanks slither37) To be or not to be?
Coasterlvr_nc Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 that is thy question. working hard or hardly working?
Cantrip Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 ^ Hardly working. What do you call a baby yogurt?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Yoga! How do you explain colors to a blind person.
Stoksy Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 Using the letters in the word "blind" How is blue-ray better than DVD?
kumba830 Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 One is more loyal than the other. Why are some people taller than others?
ebl Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 Because it provides jobs for the people who make the "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE" signs for parks. What is a recipe for disaster?
Zack44 Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 The same recipe for Everlasting Gobstoppers. Paper or plastic?
Sasquatch Posted November 22, 2009 Posted November 22, 2009 You decide! *suggestive gesture* How many times do I have to tell you?!
ebl Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 It depends on how many pockets your pants have. Why is there cursive writing and printing? Why not just one style of writing?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Then the people who write in cursive couldn't make fun of people who print for not being able to read them. When will you be ready?
Coasterlvr_nc Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 THIS IS SPArTA!!! Excuse me, but could you tell me the time?
Stoksy Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Look at a clock! Why are there 24 hours in a day, and not 23 or 25?
ebl Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Because if there were 23 or 25 hours in a day, a lot of businesses would have to spend a lot of money changing all those "Open 24 Hours" signs. Why does Tic-Tac-Toe use Xs and Os to mark the squares?
phantomfan93 Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Because the X's and O's stand for hugs and kisses so it makes you happier if you lose. Why does nobody take that stack of money in the Geico commercials?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 'Cause it's not real life! Why does the Flat Earth Association still believe the earth is not round when you can see from space the full curvature of the earth?
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