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Because it's at the bottom part of our country. EVERYONE knows that heat rises.

 

How come there aren't more chocolate chips in a typical chocolate chip cookie?

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Because people where complaining about how stupid and wacked some of the songs are.

 

Why does a house sign, when for sale, say 'For sale by owner'? Of course it is BY OWNER! Who else would sell it, Peter, than man next door?

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Because there are some people in the word that are so stupid, they need reminding that the owner owns the house.

 

Why do people ask questions about things they know already?

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They had to spell it out or you'd think it was referring to your abdominal muscles (abs?).

 

Where is the best place to buy caramel?

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???

 

How come I have no clue what language that is?

 

It's German. I'm taking German classes. (Second year, and I'm pretty good for the students around here.)

 

Anyway, to answer jason10's question: Because legos will eventually undermine every single government and take over the world.

 

Why are there more flergels than malchaps?

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Because the poachers got all the malchaps before they could run away. The flergels must be ACEers because they don't run as fast!

 

Why did they spell "Belgium" with a 'g' instead of a 'j'?

 

Eric

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So they can get out of doing their work and still get paid.

 

Since diabetes eventually kills you, why didn't they spell it "die"abetes?

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Because size does matter.

 

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

 

and

 

Who is the genius that put a letter "s" in the word lisp?

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