DoinItForTheFame Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 Because otherwise they would be called the Summer Olympics? Why wont anyone build a coaster faster than Formula Rossa?
thrillseeker4552 Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 Because it gets to a point that speeds faster than 150mph are just flat out uncomfortable and unpleasant. Plus, maintenance costs for the launch system and the train's wheels are probably a huge factor. Why did two of my classes get cancelled today and my essay due date got pushed back 24 hours? Am I just lucky?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 Because a yeti was attacking your school. Why isn't there an actual cash cow, that instead of milk gives you money?
joelwee Posted February 10, 2018 Posted February 10, 2018 Because that would be udder nonsense. Why does Six Flags only use DC characters, and not Marvel?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 12, 2018 Posted February 12, 2018 Because a 4D coaster based on Galactus would rip a hole in space-time. Six Flags values guest safety. Why aren't fireworks made out of popcorn?
DarienLaker Posted February 12, 2018 Posted February 12, 2018 Because popcorn is mostly for the movies! Why are snowflakes not made from chocolate bars and milkshakes?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 12, 2018 Posted February 12, 2018 No one wants to eat the brown snow. Why don't humans grow to be 12 feet tall?
cal1br3tto Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 Because houses, cars, furniture, etc. would be way too small for humans of that size. Why don't more people keep giraffes as pets?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 13, 2018 Posted February 13, 2018 They don't have super tall barns. Why when you say the word "yogurt" is there never someone named Gurt around who thinks you're talking to him?
Nrthwnd Posted February 14, 2018 Posted February 14, 2018 Because someone named "Gert" will answer back, as loud as she can. What is the difference between an indoor and an outdoor plant?
indyv Posted February 14, 2018 Posted February 14, 2018 An indoor plant grows inside your house and an outdoor plant outside your house. Why do we need to eat and drink?
DarienLaker Posted February 14, 2018 Posted February 14, 2018 To survive, that's why Why do people shop online more than in stores now?
yay101 Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Why don't humans grow to be 12 feet tall? Because then they'd be tall to ride most rides that's why. As for the post above, because people are lazy and hate leaving their house to shop. Why is the Sea Horse called a Sea Horse?
cal1br3tto Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Um, hello, it's a horse that lives in the sea. Duh! What kind of cheese is the moon made of?
SFNE Fan Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 It's made of this cheese called rock. It tastes good, from what I've heard How come lemon cleaner contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavors?
cal1br3tto Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Well, how else would the lemons get clean? Obviously you clean lemons with lemons. Why was it decided that receiving lemons is an undesirable part of life?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Well, if life would give you tea, too, it'd be totally cool. It'd even be cool to get tea without lemons. But lemons without tea, that's just life being a dick. If you want to make leftovers cold, do you need a re-refrigerator?
DoinItForTheFame Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 No. You could just put them outside. Not in direct sunlight of course. Why are nice things so expensive?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 Because no one wants to buy rude and grouchy things. Why should I leggo your Eggo?
DoinItForTheFame Posted February 21, 2018 Posted February 21, 2018 Because if not you'll get electrocuted trying to get it out of the toaster with a fork. Why cant Cedar Point at a Drop Tower to the front of Top Thrill Dragster... Zumanjaro/Kingda Ka style?
thrillseeker4552 Posted February 22, 2018 Posted February 22, 2018 Because Cedar Point won’t add a ride unless it breaks every freakin’ record possible. Why hasn’t Six Flags St. Louis RMC’d the Boss yet?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 24, 2018 Posted February 24, 2018 They did, in 2013. Why isn't uphill skiing an Olympic event?
cal1br3tto Posted February 24, 2018 Posted February 24, 2018 Are you kidding? That would be like if someone invented a sport that uses brooms and a rock. Why doesn't everyone who competes in the Olympics get a medal?
SFNE Fan Posted February 24, 2018 Posted February 24, 2018 Because the world would run out of metal, and have to resort to giving the winners dirt Why is the earth not flat?
ytterbiumanalyst Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 Because there aren't enough turtles to hold it up. Where did Plinko get its name?
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