Random Question - Random Answer Game

[Blazen_AZN]

WHY? WHY?! BECAUSE THEY DIDN"T HAVE F*CKING PANCKAES!

 

 

Why does everone love me?

[SonOfBeastSucks]

BECAUSE THEY SEE THE WORLD IN SHADES OF GRAY AND READ POLITICAL COMICS.

 

Why do people make up lies about me?

[chavslayer]

Meh, blame the president.

 

Are green things all nice and lovely?

[Spookbaby]

Only because you ate that biscuit.

 

Why are the flying squirrels chasing me?

[mmousefan]

because that BBQ tasted like fish!!!

 

Why do I have to go back to school????

[sixflagsmagicmountain]

Because, you must learn to use the force. Only then will you be strong enough to survive on your own.

 

If a man speaks, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[Vekoma Fan Boy]

Poptarts

 

 

 

can you spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius?

[Ryu]

No i don't like beer

 

Why is this game useless?

[pagemaster_b]

Tribbles are born pregnate.

 

 

Evacute now, in our moment of triumph?

[sixflagsmagicmountain]

Yes, unless you would rather eat your own head.

 

Do you want to eat your own head?

[zaneymon]

if it tastes like cheese

 

What was god smoking when he created the platypus?

[Screamomatic]

Crabgrass

 

 

Why isn't the Earth Flat?

[chavslayer]

Its just the timing dude.

 

Is it groovy?

[Golfie]

No, I don't like Barney.

 

 

 

Does bologna tickle your fancy?

[Masked_Maverick]

Can't sleep clowns'll eat me.

 

 

Is this thread made out of *looks up,down,left then right* Wood?

[rollermonkey]

May the Schwartz be with you!

 

What is your favorite color?

[Satoshi]

umm.....color? i like kinda blue so much that i love intamin's mf yeah.

 

guess everyone in TPR would love no limits?

[Golfie]

No dice.

 

 

 

How come Derek is obsessed with beer?

[sixflagsmagicmountain]

Because a hobo gave him a nickel

 

Why are lemons purple?

[Rollerholden]

It was legal.

 

Where'd you get your ta-tas?

[sixflagsmagicmountain]

Your left ear is missing.

 

Who killed you?

[coaster mad]

Pound it

 

 

Are you a Yo-Yo?

[BarryH]

Pencil.

 

How canyou have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

[IwantRevenge]

It;s penut butta jelly time!

 

Who is Shakira?

[CoasterExpert13]

Blondie, whose hips don't lie!

 

 

Who is Danity Kane?