EpcotLova Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Post some! . O' wooden coaster. Roughly trodding through grassy pines, you delight, yet scare. English major here. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 i like it. they're also made of pine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I hate to be a smart-ass, but aren't Haikus 17 syllables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 coasterfanatic shoots! He SCORES!!! The Japanese are vary strict on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 CoasterTed is right Haiku is five-seven-five West Virginian SMART! English not spoken Haiku attempt I will make Cheese Sandwich is good. WindJammer has gone A small child stares blankly Can I have Advil? Men walk hand in hand Sunrise over Six Flags park ACE members romance Donkey lifts left leg Gum under diner table Zamboni's are cool Wooden shrine for all Many have made sacrifice Grizzly burns in hell Squeaky shark on desk And stares at me all day long Work really sucks..."Squeak!" First attempt ok? Haiku virgin I am not. This sounds like Yoda. Lemon Tree Waffles Hamster Runs fast in Circles X Just Exploded --Robb "Ok, they might not all be 100% correct....but I tried!" Alvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey G. Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Coaster on the left. A hot girl beckons me right. Chooses girl each time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Vekoma is Love I did not need those brain cells What was this about? I'm not overweight Therefore I like Intamin Not Sorry Fatties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpcotLova Posted March 22, 2005 Author Share Posted March 22, 2005 I dig the sarcasm. . But to inform you, and to be a jackass, I must say that English haiku do not adhere to the normal 5-7-5 syllable systems sometimes. Were lazy. . Other than that, those are pretty good. Heres another one. I see Robb Alvey, stuffing a hot dog in mouth, while CoasterFan salivates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLRBR Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Here's a couple: I am riding X It is flipping and spinning Broken neck I have Boomerang pulls up People scream when they are dropped Now they scream in pain Xcelerator Launches to 80 miles Zooms up tall tower Supreme Scream is tall Don't ride if acraphopic You will break you're lungs Millenium Force Drops 80 degrees straight down People raise their arms and here's one I made for a school assignment: Coasters climb up hills Then they start to head down them People scream and laugh Davon "I know I'm smart" Dorsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 I really hope that AR&R finds this thread and makes fun of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLRBR Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 ^That wasn't a coaster haiku!?! Was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 ^ It is if you believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 coasterfanatic shoots!He SCORES!!! The Japanese are vary strict on that. Um... No they're not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliboomer Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Go Intamin Yeah Babies Taste Good with Ketchup Let us all die mom Very WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpcotLova Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 Wow, someone other than me has a brain on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Top Thrill Dragster dies and I am next in the queue. Should I go to pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaMarcus Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 thrill machine forum I Guess Donkeys Are Okay the time wastes away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 My real name is Zane Do I like roller coasters Yes I do It's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Went to start new thread But Search gave me this old one Let's resurrect it! Superman was red As Bizarro it’s purple Still a great coaster And a few as a recap of TPR's Spain Trip: Day Zero: Madrid Broke the first ride of the trip Lost luggage galore One ten in the shade Bonus Helix SLC Man, do I love Spain Ghetto from the gate But what a great surprise Bouncey Bouncey fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montezooma Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Memories abound In Shane's Amusement Attic You should go there now! So much stuff to see Season three could be the last. It is almost done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirouettes907 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Attic is cleared out? What excuse will I then have To pass time online? No more vintage maps? No more photos and brochures? Say it isn't so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skycoastin Steve Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Togo coasters are A chiropractor's delight Take your pain killers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveRides Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Hey Dan, Is this an Acceptable amount of Wetness? Email Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillgeek Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 ^ Medusa gets paint Special effects here and there Bizzaro is born and beter than ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skycoastin Steve Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 ^ My friend, learn the rules Of syllables in Haiku Cause you look silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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