GAME: Continue the Story!

[ImOnABoat]

Send the terminator back in time to stop robocop

[TheCoasterKid211]

...and then they triggered the apocalypse. So Chlutu rose and he...

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Saw that Gale Force finally opened, so he ignored everything and rode it...

[TheCoasterKid211]

...but it sucked so bad that he...

[SFNE Fan]

Destroyed it, but then...

[ThrillDude200]

The enthusiasts whined about not getting to credit it, causing all enthusiasts to commit suicide.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

But then they built a better version of Gale Force in a second. And then added VR to it..

[ImNotOneOfYou]

...and interlocking step up underflips. However, another group of whiny enthusiasts discovered that the second step up underflip was actually a step down overflip. The resulting riot...

[TheAmericanKnight]

... led to a lot of people dressing up in clown costumes in public trying to scare college students...

[ThrillDude200]

...while the GP said "what the hell m8" and watched post-movie SpongeBob...

[ImOnABoat]

while a Clown Lives Matter protest was happening outside...

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

So the Joker decided to attack them with laughing gas...

[ThrillDude200]

...But some random SJW steals the gas and eats it for dinner...

[TheCoasterKid211]

...and then Hugh Mungus comes to save the world from the dirty SJW's! But then...

[DoinItForTheFame]

. . . Trump became president which took the entire world by surpirse, and resulted in millions of. . .

[ytterbiumanalyst]

Vulcans deciding we weren't ready to join the Federation after all. So Spock...

[Jason Maier]

decided to call Kirk and ask . . .

[ShaneH]

If he ate his vegetables. Kirk replied by telling Spock that his left ear...

[TheAmericanKnight]

... does not matter. Then Captain Kirk slaps Spok straight across the face, steals the USS Enterprise, and then destroys this entire solar system by blasting it with a Nicholas Cage ray gun that was recently installed onto the ship. And then the ship's crew all died from alcohol poisoning. Everyone else in the universe died from being assholes that can never agree on anything and so they killed each other. So yeah... everyone died. The End. (?)

[ThrillDude200]

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

 

After everyone dies, the adventure starts all over again in present day 2016. And then...

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Togo came back and the world ended again!

[DarienLaker]

But only to have Donald Trump be president of the world and then TOGO builds a recreation of Son of Beast in front of the White House as a bribe to make Donald Trump buy out Cedar Fair...

[TheAmericanKnight]

...to then have Donald Trump fail in upkeeping Cedar Fair like he did with some of his casinos. After that, Donald Trump bought Bastille and told Dan Smith to write a theme song for Cedar Fair Parks to use in advertising. Dan Smith refused and instead rented out a room in a sketchy motel to spend the night with Chris Martin from Coldplay. Donald Trump, as a result, declared war on the United Kingdom. The UK responded by...

[ThrillDude200]

...joining ISIS and nuking Donald Trump, killing him! So...

[DarienLaker]

Donald Trump came back as a radioactive zombie...