Florida420 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 "Anyone else wanna feel my Weebok in their grapes? Then you'll all do as I say!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calaway Park Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 (Stewie in cheerleader locker):Well, it appears my wee-wee has been struck with a case of rigger mortis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 *Peter in the 70s sits on a beanbag chair. He farts. He looks around for a moment, confused.* What the hell was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopThrillCoaster Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Peter: "Um, could you get a towl I threw up on the floor and could you get another towl I threw up on this guy's bare lap."Guy:"Wet towl"Peter: "Wet towl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NitroRider Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Attention customers attention: Testicles. That is all.- Peter "Petarded". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStitch626 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Stewie: Roll over... Peter: *rolls over* Stewie: Ohhh god....smells like cheese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TatsuXtreme Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 just watch this  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVP31YE5r8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaparri Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Bryan: "Isn't there supposed to be an "o" in country?" Quagmire: "Nope! Giggity giggity giggity goo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStitch626 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Peter: "I like pancakes ,I like pancakes, they make me a hahappy Peter, I am happy, I am happy, la lala lala." Â Brian: "Peter you seem happy this morning" Â Peter: "You bet I'm starting my new job at the brewery,finally I'm one of those guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning, like a dairy cow." Â Cow "Ohhh OWWWW YEEESSS YAAAA OHHH!!" Â Â Â LOL!! Â Â ok I hope Joe/parktrips hasn't banned me from saying LOL here like I am supposedly banned from saying LOL in the chat room.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TatsuXtreme Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Wilfred Brimley: "Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NitroRider Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 "Hey does this look like a Q to you? How bout now. Giggity giggity!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastermaniac Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 "Peter, what color is a red fire truck?" "Ummm, ok, let me think.....it's a....no...I wonna say..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Eh, American Dad... Â "Dude, Come On, Pound it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterguy618 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Stewie: Lois Lois Lois Lois Lois Lois Lois Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mommoy Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mum Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy Mummy Muummy  Lois: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!! Stewie: Hi (runsaway and laughs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida420 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 ^ I was gonna do that one, but I didn't want to count it all out.  Carter (Lois's dad) " you look familiar" the Gardener " I was your gardener for 12 years" Carter " Oh, you look different without my lawn under you" Gardener " I don't take the lawn with me when I go" Carter " Well, I was right to trust you with it then."   Eh, American Dad... "Dude, Come On, Pound it" You forgot to add the second "POUND IT!!" he yells in the megaphone. I thought of you when I saw that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Commandment #1. Shut the hell up. Commandment #2. Theres nothing I can do about the sun. Commandment #3. There are no more Jolly Ranchers! They're all gone! Commandment #4. When we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaparri Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 "Yes! And I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull. Now change me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pianojohn Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Hmm...so many good ones! I will stick to this Sunday when Peter felt violated after getting a prostate exam. Â PETER: (looking in the mirror and cutting his hair and putting on lipstick) Who are you? You're a whore! Why don't you put on your whore make up you whore! Â But I am still laughing at American Dad and Roger and Francine decide to adopt improv characters. They had just invited another couple over the house for cocktails, and Francine had inadvertently mentioned that her husband "Jordan" taught Economics and not Political Science like Roger agreed on. Â ROGER: Tell them how you killed our baby. FRANCINE: Jordan, no! ROGER: Yeah, it was real tragic. She had been drinking and left the gate open on the pool. We wanted to have more but her uterus is riddled with syphillis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 (from the same episode as the last post) Quagmire: "I went to the doctor to get a prostate exam/hamster removal..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Auctioner - Alright, next item for bid is these panties confescated from a prostitute Quiagmire - fifty bucks Auctioner - and she had 9 STDs Quiagmire - 45 bucks Auctioner - and when we cought her she wet herself Quiagmire - 50 bucks   HAHAHA! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cody bence Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!! Â Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!! Â LOL! I can't get enough of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida420 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 " ..and FYI the carpet matches the drapes....in color and length." Â Â Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas2 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 My God look at you fat basterds, I bet none of you can find your own penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeow Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 "Holy crip he's a crapple!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sound Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 "Hey Louis, Dihorrea!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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