socalMAN123 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Who the heck just dropped those bodies?! ---Brent
terrancew_hod Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 A lady was trying to shoplift meat out of the grocery store. As she got to the front door, one of the packages drops out from under her skirt. Â Everyone looks at her. She quickly yells "Who threw that ham at me!?!" Â (true story btw) Â Terry
Moose Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 ^I hope it was just a ham steak rather than a whole leg. (or whatever part those yummy, yet quite large, spiral sliced hams are)
terrancew_hod Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 ^Not sure if it was the whole ham, but she stole a pretty large size and it wasn't steaks. She was a "big" girl.
thrillgeek Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Working hard to go to Coaster Mania 2008!! Someone tutor me PLEASE!!!
Guest Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 I think like that stuff is going to happen like DVD lol okay so I got on the taskbar. Got it? Â Themepark Review! woo Fuck YEAH!
Myself Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 I had a cardinal land on my right shoulder today! Does that mean anything important? Â *Awaits all sorts of sarcastic answers*
24 Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 This is Bob... Â Bob likes sharp things... Â Bob likes you... Â I suggest you run from Bob.
ebl Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 "I had a cardinal land on my right shoulder today! Does that mean anything important?" (Myself) Â It means that now you'll have to wash that shirt! Â Eric
Airtime&Gravity Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.
astroworldfan1 Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 "Don't it all seem to go, that you don't know what you got until it's gone. A big parking lot, put up a Roller Coaster. Uhhh bop, bop, bop." Â (geared towards Scream! and other PL coasters, too!) Â -Tatum
Zen Coaster Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 I always forget my death certificate when I visit a Haunted Mansion. Yet they still let me in. The 999 Happy Haunts must really love me... how awesome they are!
Zen Coaster Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 On the whole, I'd rather not eat Philadelphia...
coastrfreak2000 Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Normally you would not be going 65 down the wrong way of a one way street.
virginiansasquach Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 My feet are cold. i should probably put on socks but i'm too cool for that.
ebl Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 Why r i teh coldz? I needz mai blankie!!!111!!! Â Eric
generaleclectic Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward.
Airtime&Gravity Posted February 23, 2008 Posted February 23, 2008 An election is coming.Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - T.S. Eliot
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now