The "Say Something Random" Thread

[TheScooterGuy]

Where were you during the 9/11 atrocity?

I was on holiday in Queensland staying in a condominumim and it happened only a few days after my 11th birthday. I saw it on Sky News Australia.

[XII]

Who is Gosh and why are people so cruel as to say his name in vein?

[Jds03]

^ Blame Napoleon Dynamite. He does whatever he wants, GOSH!

[ebl]

^ Napoleon Dynamite does that when he blows up.

 

Eric

[TheScooterGuy]

"You've crossed the line, Dimitri!"

[Mastersax68]

I know how you feel...

[Bolliger&Mabillard]

I downloaded the whole Back to the Future animated series. It's pretty cool so far

[Manny In England]

Are there any problems in life that UV and or foam can't fix?

[ebl]

^ The University of Virginia can give you an education, and foam can make your clothes clean. See? No worries!

 

Eric

[TheScooterGuy]

Orange Soda Wars - Fanta vs Sunkist.

[ebl]

Do people who build stairways follow step-by-step instructions?

 

Eric

[TheScooterGuy]

Soft Drink Wars:

 

Coke vs Pepsi

Fanta vs Sunkist

Lift vs Mountain Dew

Sprite vs 7up

[Mastersax68]

^Coke

Fanta

Mountain Dew

Sprite

 

Oh no you didn't!

[Midgetman82]

Played the drums as loud as I could, my dog's rubbing against the couch, and now I'm eating barbecue wings!

[TheScooterGuy]

As of today, the site will be closed indefinitely until the owner contacts us.

[PSiRockin]

Some guy was selling baby turtles at a flea market. Poor turtles. Apparently it is legal if they are for educational purposes, so most sellers say that. It's an FDA thing that makes turtles under 4 inches illegal, and they kill the babies if they find them. It's good I didn't report the guy. I might buy them and bring them to school as we have many turtles and terrapins there.

[Nrthwnd]

I am staying up way too late, a lot of the time, now.

 

Being retired helps, for sleeping in and all.

 

But still....

 

[Mastersax68]

So am I, but I'm not retired.

[ebl]

Today I stopped in at Jack in the Box for lunch. Before I even got to the counter, the lady got out a large soda cup and said, "You'll have two tacos, right?" Seems to me that I've become a creature of habit and need a little more variety in my life.

 

But on the plus side, she confirmed that the "meat" in Jack in the Box tacos is in fact soy. I've always thought it was, but now I have it on authority from an assistant manager.

 

Eric

[triggernel]

Afroman and Kevin Costner do not mix.

 

Because I Got High/Field of Dreams

[TheScooterGuy]

If you put a fart bomb through an industrial paper shredder, the machine will raise a stink!

[jynx242]

I need a new avatar picture. This one is a couple of years old. Luckily - I still look the same. I think it has something to do with all the vodka I drank in the 90's.

[ebl]

I should get a new avatar myself. Mine is from the '90s and I don't look much like Pumbaa anymore.

 

But I am starting to smell like more and more as I get older...

 

Eric

[XII]

^Nonsense. You'll always look like Pumbaa. Besides, If you don't, then who will?

[ebl]

^ You will because you still write your name with Roman numerals.

 

Eric