Jds03 Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun: Shlomi told cops he paid [sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html Mug Shot: I swear, This is not an early April fools joke.
Chris Benvenuto Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 that's.....just.....ummm..... ....yeah..... I'm speechless with his obvious stupidity
bigstevet07 Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 Repectable website TMZ has pics of the women he beat. He really messed her up which is sad.
Teacups Make Me Sick Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 What was the blood absorbed with? But a more serious note...is he wearing a jacket over a hospital gown?
texashorns82492 Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 Repectable website TMZ has pics of the women he beat. He really messed her up which is sad. Oh, wow. Her messed is messed up! What a shame
terrancew_hod Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 In Miami, eh? Sounds about right judging from the drama quotient. Terry
Jds03 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Posted March 31, 2009 But a more serious note...is he wearing a jacket over a hospital gown? Yes, hahaha. Apparently they both went to the hospital because the prostitute bit part of his tongue off and he beat the boring tuna out of her boring life. Either way, I think no matter if either of them try to sue each other, they both deserve to go to jail because they're both incredibly stupid. They were both taking part in prostitution and both physically assaulted each other. I hope they get locked up because they must be setting very bad examples to people, after all we need to beware of ShamWOW imitators...
Franc Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 On TMZ it says : Both Harris and Shlomi were arrested, but prosecutors dropped the case
YFWE Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 And this is why Billy Mays is infinitely better. Billy would never do something like this!
Justin Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 Your gonna be spending hundreds of dollas on hookas every week, It just sells istelf!! Sham WOW. Now watch how it opens up like a Butta Fly, like my lip after the incident with the hooka.
AllenA07 Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 That was my first thought! What was the blood absorbed with?
dandaman Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 But a more serious note...is he wearing a jacket over a hospital gown? Let's go the full route of infomercial and assume he's wearing a Snuggie.
ChrisZer0 Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 Holy christ that was funny, Only in miami will a lady of the evening bite off part of your tongue. He looks like Puck from Real World San Francisco (old school reference for you folks 30+)in that mugshot.
BelizeIt Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 Maybe she recognized his annoying voice from those Sham Wo commercials, and decided to spare us all from anymore of them. So she propositioned him, and actually got him to tongue kiss her. (who the Hell would tongue kiss a Hooker anyhow! Ewww) Once that tongue was in her mouth, she bit down hard, and officially ended his infomercial career. He should be counting his blessing that he didn't decide to skip the kiss and instead go straight in for some Oral Sex. Otherwise, he might be contemplating suicide right now, if they couldn't reattach his johnson.
Calicoasters Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 Vince needs to get his facts straight anyways! Does anybody actually spend $20 a month on paper towels? Maybe the Asian guy from Six Flags could take his place in future commercials. I'm sure he's looking for work. "More Sham, More Wow!" EDIT: Just got back from TMZ... Yeah, he won the fight! http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/30/shamwow-pitchmans-alleged-victim/ Why was he kissing a hooker?
ChrisZer0 Posted March 31, 2009 Posted March 31, 2009 I saw Vince at the State Fair Of Texas this past october hawking shamwows, nice enough guy, just a bit odd seeing a 40 yr old man sporting a fauxhawk...
TheRapidsNerd Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 It's a sham alright. Perhaps even a Sham YOW! Ok ok, forgive the tongue in cheek humor folks.
Jds03 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Posted April 1, 2009 Ok ok, forgive the tongue in cheek humor folks. That's what this whole thread has been. After all, now that Vince is in jail he can't slap his troubles away all day.
paintballer Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 After all, now that Vince is in jail he can't slap his troubles away all day. Or can he?? *Wink Wink
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