AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - THE GAME IS OVER

[mcjaco]

I'd imagine that mine is far less hairy.

 

Oh, to count how many ways this could be taken.......

[disneymoc]

I have a vagina.

 

I'd imagine that mine is far less hairy. Especially after that monkey picture you posted of yourself.

 

*shiver*

[spacemtfan]

No offense to the two, but I vote to kill Wes. Do it! DO IT!

[PKI Jizzman]

Wes might be able to sway me, I keep looking for him in my mailbox every day....still no Wes

 

-JZ

[TheRealTinkerbell]

I vote for Natalie, only because she has a "Self Boob Credit" thanks to the East Coast/Behemoth Trip. And because her favorite bra broke. I feel your pain!

Sorry Wes, enjoy death!

[natatomic]

^I appreciate your support, but you're supposed to vote for the one you want to DIE!

[DBru]

^

 

Communication is key.

 

(As well as reading the first post in the thread.)

[Coaster Dooey]

I've always found Nat to be one of the most witty, intelligent, down to earth & thoroughly charming contributors to the TPR website with a terrific photographic eye. And if all that wasn't enough, she has great boobs! No contest - Wes to die.

[TheRealTinkerbell]

^I appreciate your support, but you're supposed to vote for the one you want to DIE!

 

 

Yeah, I voted for Wes to die.

[Carnage]

^I appreciate your support, but you're supposed to vote for the one you want to DIE!

 

 

Yeah, I voted for Wes to die.

 

Umm, no you didn't.

Sure looks like you voted Natatomic

[AllenA07]

I think there have been some voter problems, I'm really hoping it doesn't take the US Supreme Court to decide the winner of TPR survivor!

 

I feel "TPRgate" coming on.

[XII]

Sorry Natalie, as great as boobs are, they are just too common for me as there are billions of boobs around the world, but there is only one Wes.

[coasterdude5]

Just about 30 minutes left to vote!

[AllenA07]

And boobs take the day!

[coasterdude5]

 

A Message from Mr. Owen:

 

 

Congratulations, Natalie. Wes is dead. You are the last one alive. We have seen nine others pass through these threads only to die. But not you... no, you have withstood the cold-hearted, boobless members of Theme Park Review as they have voted away their own friends. Maybe they are the ones who should be in this "game". Through the past couple of months, the members have voted and decided... BOOBS RULE THE WORLD.

 

Unfortunately, this game does not end on a happy note. If you recall from the beginning, everyone DOES die, as you have all committed a crime.

 

It has been nice getting to know you all.

 

Sincerely,

Mr. U. N. Owen

Your death awaits...

[socalMAN123]

I totally forgot everyone dies.

---Brent

[Guy T. Koepp]

That's cool. As long as you don't hang her by her boobs I'm comfortable with death.

 

Guy "Holy crap! I just realized I voted to whack Nat. I'm sorry?" Koepp

[cfc]

^In the long run, it just didn't matter, Guy.

 

"You've only got so many tricks! No one lives forever!"

[Team Thriller]

Great game and great time everyone. Hope we do it again soon!

 

--James

[BelizeIt]

We await Natalies Victory Speech.

[TheBannedKid]

She died, how can she speak?

[dandaman]

^Her postmortem spectral image is probably still hot... who needs a speech?

 

Dan "'The people have spoken... and the boobs have convinced.'" Smith

[TheRapidsNerd]

Wes wrote:

I have a vagina.

 

 

I'd imagine that mine is far less hairy. Especially after that monkey picture you posted of yourself.

 

(spits out drink and picks jaw up off floor)

[cfc]

We await Natalies Victory Speech.

 

And now, Natalie's speech: "I'd just like to . . . argh! gah! yecth! gurgle! . . ."

[DBru]

Don't do it Nat! DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

 

(But alas, I guess you have no choice...)

 

 

**Very cool game, John! Can't wait for TPR Survivor 2...if there is one.