HCLcoasters Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 O dear Title fairy on highest, May thou bestow upon me a title of the effect of (and I quoteth) "El Toro hath the most holy hairtime en ye olde land" or something else ofeth that manner. God blesseth ye.
X-L-R-8 Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 Oh magical title fairy....after four long years I have gained enough posts to be graced by your presence. As I beg to you....I wonder if my title could be changed to something to the effect of "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." As it would be much appreciated.
4rturo Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 What happens if you don't have enough posts and still ask for a custom title?? just wondering....
CPmaverick Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Dear O Mighty Title Fairy, Could you change mine to something along the lines of "Millennium Force is a waist of time"?
robbalvey Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 What happens if you don't have enough posts and still ask for a custom title??just wondering.... She reduces your post count!
CPmaverick Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 I don't know the difference between waist and waste. Curse my tiredness
BeemerBoy Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 You may use in your literary arsenal such devices relating to:- Homosexuality - Lady Gaga - Rhinoceroses - Coffee - New Orleans - Or Antartica Lady Rhinoceroses Ate Homosexual Coffee in New Orleans This thread continues to be full of win.
dmaxsba2408 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 WOW, I had no idea my title had been change till today! I feel violated! You could have at least typed some sweet nothings in to my PM box before sticking it to me.
robbalvey Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 The TPR forum has an automatic title change when you reach certain milestones on your post count. When you see a slightly different "donkey title" it means you posted a lot more! The title fairly wouldn't make up such silly titles.
robbalvey Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 ^ TPR has always has different level of "donkey titles." No idea what you are talking about.
dmaxsba2408 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Thanks Robb for letting me know that was just a normal change. I have seen the "Donkeys Are My Way Of Life" and a few others like "Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast" and "I Guess Donkeys Are Okay" but some how I must have missed the version I have now stuck below other posters names. The title "I Teach At The School Of Donkey" made me think that somewhere I had posted some smart-ass (donkey) remark in some topic where someone had asked a question instead of giving an answer and pissed off the Title Fairy.
KPWoCkAxX Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 ^ I angered the Title Fairy once. I don't plan on doing it again.
dmaxsba2408 Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 ^ I see that My title changed again, and this time I can't see how it was caused by my post count.
robbalvey Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 ^ The donkey titles are all linked to your post count.
Coaster Cow Posted January 31, 2010 Posted January 31, 2010 ^^I know how it feels. I logged on this morning and found a new title. I know its just a post count one, but I kind of like it!
monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 5, 2010 Posted February 5, 2010 Reading this thread makes my brain hurt.
DenDen Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Title Fairy! May I have a title change.... "Fabulously FIERCE!" Thanks
astroworldfan1 Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 Good evening Title Fairy, I was just wondering if I could have another title. Years ago, I never asked for this title, yet, I am very fortunate of it. However, I haven't said or done anything creepy in the last years. May I have another title, maybe something to do with school buses since I'm a fanatic of them. Thank you for your precious time. -Tatum
ebl Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 ^ Yes, O Wondrous Title Fairy, "Crown" him with a new title. Eric
astroworldfan1 Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 LOL! Thank you wonderful Title Fairy! I am most thankful. Good one, Eric.
Mozart67 Posted February 21, 2010 Posted February 21, 2010 Oh Great and Omniscient Title Fairy, whose half-digested churro leavings I am unworthy to even touch, whose terrifying and earth-shattering visage makes the Starflyer look like a broken-down version of the squirrel cages, I, Mozart67, lowest of the low, (primarily because I do musical theatre and progressive metal for a living rather than perform a respectable function), ask that the following obtuse, incoherent, and ridiculously dull title be bestowed to my name as a symbol of my inability to post anything the least bit interesting: "Please Nuderstand This. Mozart67: It's Something!" (also, because "If Shatner is past tense, is Shitner who he is now?" is ineligible for obvious reasons..) Thank you, O Feral and Beatific..er..Fairy of Doom. [like I said, theatre for a living makes you a little out there..]
monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 21, 2010 Posted February 21, 2010 Oh wonderful Title Fairy of goodness and joy and wonder and beauty and wonderment and goodness and joyfulness! I seek saving from the evil grip of the Donkey Fairy!I have come to you as I believe you are the only fairy now powerful enough to undo the Donkey Fairy's evil works of wickedness and free my title from rancid testicles breakfasts. My current title does not reflect any truth about my person. Please consider my plea oh mighty fairy and I shall be forever in debt to you....until tuesday. Much love darling. x EDIT: IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!!! I LOVE THE RANCID TESTICLES!!!!! I can't hide it anymore!!!!
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