Meteornotes Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 The only photo that's really necessary of this park. What a dump. This is the single greatest thing ever posted to this site. Wes, you have outdone yourself. Wes needs to control the universe. dt
Erik Johnson Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 I am glad you finally made your peace with the giraffe. Thank you for posting this Wes.
sfne2005 Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Why do I keep seeing the same 10 people over and over again?
Spookbaby Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 ^I have to disagree. Kanye, these reports are pointless! Show some nudity for crieps sake! G$ I have absolutely no idea what you are referring to... there was absoltely no nudity on the trip and we were all well behaved and mild mannered. Especially myself seeing as I am extremely on the shy side.
carolinacaniac Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 This TR is great for some laughs. I dunno where to start on the great humor of it all. Something tells me you may be a trend setter here.
OrlandoRocks Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Phenomenal trip report Wes. This should be featured on the home page !
yankees15 Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 OMG I was laughing so hard when I saw the Kings Island report! That made my day, great reports!
cfc Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Dear Sir, I wish to explain in the strongest possible terms about your choice of a particular trash receptacle as your pictorial representation of your day at Kings Island. Everyone who is anyone knows that the trash receptacles at the opposite end of the park are much more attractive and present a much more positive image of the facility as whole. I trust that you will correct this mistake. Besides, I'm more of a power-box man. Much more sensual than the trash receptacles. So smooth and gray and tingly with current and . . . Oops! Gaylord R. Lympnnoodel, Esq.
bgwfreak Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 I'm glad that the two Wes' are in agreement on how "great" Kings Island is.
PKI Jizzman Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 KI isn't -that- bad! Oh well, I still have my Drop Zone! - J "Even though every ride might give you a headache or right when you are having fun, it's over....okay, our coasters suck. Besides FoF. .....and Beast at night. But then again we do have suggestive shaped floral arrangements, so I guess we suck." Z
gmoney422 Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 ^I have to disagree. Kanye, these reports are pointless! Show some nudity for crieps sake! G$ I have absolutely no idea what you are referring to... there was absoltely no nudity on the trip and we were all well behaved and mild mannered. Especially myself seeing as I am extremely on the shy side. You're right...
Tömmioh Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 There should be an own Photo Trip Report Archive for this PTR alone, this is just historical (for the trash cans, to finally get some recognition). And absolutely pant-wetting fun. Lovin' it.
larrygator Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 The trash can photos are easier on the eyes than Big Mike pictures. Nice of the giraffe to give you a Damp Wet Probiscus with the sneeze.
ParkTrips Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 - J "Even though every ride might give you a headache or right when you are having fun, it's over....okay, our coasters suck. Besides FoF. .....and Beast at night. But then again we do have suggestive shaped floral arrangements, so I guess we suck." Z actually Flight of Fear kinda sucked too... and uh Beast is uh... Yeah, PKI sucks, but I had fun still!
CoasterFanatic Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Best ride at Kings Island is the Flyers ... wait a second. // Sorry to rub that one in
Guest Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Lol... I said that the whole time we were there...
Wes Posted August 16, 2007 Author Posted August 16, 2007 PKI is a collection of really mediocre to awful rides in a poorly laid out manner. The only coasters I thought were better than "meh" were Firehawk (clone!), FOF (clone!), and Beast (but only at night). Everything else was either just lame or really really bad. The crappy layout of the park didn't help either. Add in the fact it was balls hot and the lack of shade, I really did NOT enjoy my visit. Even SFMM has better coasters.
Homer Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 ^Agreed with almost everything, I'm usually good with navigation of parks, but I struggled to find the picnic area and the entrance to the Italian Job. At least install some guide signs like Six Flags have been doing at their parks. KI was just a giant "meh." Good thing I got all of the credits so I don't have to go back there anytime soon.
Guest Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 I liked PKI as a park.... it's just too bad all their rides suck minus DropZone and Face/Off.
disneygurlz2s Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Depressed that you all hated our home park......... I blame it all on PARAMOUNT!! Damn them!
Spookbaby Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 Yeah, PKI sucks, but I had fun still! That's just because I was there dumbass.
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