PKI Jizzman Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 www.wlwt.com/news/13597754/detail.html MASON, Ohio -- An area teen is in a hosipital after he fell off a friend's car in the Kings Island parking lot on Friday, according to authorities. Police said four teens were driving a Jeep around the parking lot when two of the them climbed onto the roof of the SUV.One of the teens jumped off after a few feet, but the other held on while the car reached speeds of 15 to 20 mph, authorities said. The juvenile who was thrown from the SUV was transported by ambulance to an area hospital. Officers said the driver of the SUV has been charged with aggravated vehicular assault and reckless driving. Just something to laugh about! How stupid....
rbpia Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 In related news, Cedar Fair has now closed all of their parking lots until the official investigation has been completed. Ron "It was the parks fault!" Patton
Homer Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 The July 4th picnic of the KI GANGSTAZ and the 41190 KREW have been cancelled because of this tragic incident which hurt Matt "Megaman" Jones.
Masked_Maverick Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 In related news, Cedar Fair has now closed all of their parking lots until the official investigation has been completed. Aw man now how am I supposed to get my Parking Lot credit?
BarryH Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 In related news, Cedar Fair has now closed all of their parking lots until the official investigation has been completed. Ron "It was the parks fault!" Patton Also, all SUVs are closed and not running, pending investigation.
steel Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 Heck, let's just say it now. It was obviously George Bush's fault.
doublex98 Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 Heck, let's just say it now. It was obviously George Bush's fault. LOL. nice...
Goliath513 Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 Heck, let's just say it now. It was obviously George Bush's fault. LOL. nice... We all know who the real culprit is...Dick Cheney Seriously, stupidity will always bounce back and hit you in the face like what happened to these teens.
CoastersNSich Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 In related news, all Wal-Mart locations located near Cedar Fair amusement and theme parks will be closed indefinitely for an investigation in their parking lots.
SonOfBeastSucks Posted July 1, 2007 Posted July 1, 2007 What time of day did this happen? I was at the park all day Firday and didn't hear anything about it.
XII Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 In related news, All Parking Lots in the US are closed for inspection and SUVs are banned from the streets. Blame Canada for this one!
disneygurlz2s Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 Well, considering there was absolutely NO ACTION going on in the "ACTION ZONE" on Friday (Drop Zone, SOB and Delirium ALL closed....), they probably figured they needed to come up with their own thrill ride!!! Shari
PKI Jizzman Posted July 2, 2007 Author Posted July 2, 2007 ^Very true, or maybe a better version of the Italian Job! With ACTUAL working Cop cars and lights!
waterviper Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 GHOST RIDE THE WHIP I wonder if Tom Green will get sued for this?
phazan Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 Vekoma is obviously somehow at fault here. Stupid Vekoma!
CoasterWarriors Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 I was just there yesterday... i should done the same thing! Didn't think of it at the time! LOL! I'm glad I'm not from Ohio to represent idiocrasy... I more of the Indiana... I know... "Who's your Daddy?" Hoosier. Whoopee do! It was fun meeting you PKI ManJZ (Zach)!
Vekoma Fan Boy Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 ^^You care rethink up that statement? The dutch are very well versed in Vek-Fu and ban together quickly.
RollerC Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 I heard that CF is implementing a mandatory seatbelt rule for everyone entering the parking lot at any one of their properties.
Airtime&Gravity Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 Well, it figures that it would be in Ohio... Well, you can't get much dumber than that, and if there was a " Park with the dumbest guests award" given by Amusement Today, then KI would win. (again, because it's Ohio) As the subtitle says, idiocracy was at it's best, and this being America, there will now be a lawsuit.
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