jason10 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Hi! After my last topic I posted dissapeared so weirdly I thought I'd post this topic. I think you have already heard mine (First Sentence) now it's time to hear your funny stories of your day! Post away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usf geek Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I read this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNRC Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Not much, but I may as well post this. I saw to men riding women's bikes and a woman riding a man's bike. What that means, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A retard creeped me out today. Â Retard: D-d-d-d-do you know what time it is? Me: 10:45 Retard: Fank you. Â Shortly afterward, the kid then started having some sort of "tard attack" and he kept fluttering his arms all over the place. Â Creeped me out for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNRC Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 This is a great one. I was at college and I was reading a list of class names. one of those names was ElisHa Alvey. Very similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I actually tasted my school's popcorn shrimp lunch. It was quite tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I totally crashed our company's internal server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willski Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 ^....while searching desperately on Google for, "Gary Sinise porn videos" Â Â Â Needless to say, you'll get promoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeow Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 A retard creeped me out today. Retard: D-d-d-d-do you know what time it is? Me: 10:45 Retard: Fank you.  Shortly afterward, the kid then started having some sort of "tard attack" and he kept fluttering his arms all over the place.  Creeped me out for sure.  I can't help but laugh but that was kinda mean in a way. If he was nice enough to say "fank you" instead of trying to bite you he's not all bad.   There was this one kid though, she was insane! She bit people and went crazy.   Today, my friend's dog humped his leg. My friend liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercam4554 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Ok. You may think I'm a werido. But I am a HUGE fan of Cedar Point, and guess what happend in Wegman's today! I was walking out of the store, and a woman walked by me, wearing a grey seatshirt that said in bold, blue letters, CEDAR POINT! I went up to her and asked her "Where did you get that sweatshirt"? She said, in aloud, exciting voice "CEDAR POINT"!!!!!! Â Now that might not be to weird. But I got weird. I got all happy and teary! Oh, hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 i woke up singing a Slipknot song for some reason... Â ... that was after having a dream about being able to see sins that i had done in the past whilst trying to fight demons... Â ... kinda like Flatliners (movie) meets The Book of the Demonata (a series of books by Darren Shan)... Â Â ... scary... Â ...lol, i like dots... Â Â ...ok, ill stop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookbaby Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 An senile elderly woman chucked scrambled aggs at me and then said something about Jesus not having dandruff... Â ... and I'm totally serious. Â Â Laura "Working with the elderly is amazing" Huls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOfLight Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 My car turned to the right when I turned the wheel to the left due to ice on road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason10 Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 Very very weird. I realy like the one about the old lady throwing scambled eggs at you! That is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrancew_hod Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 The cat figured out how to open the bathroom door. Unfortunately I was buck naked taking a shower when she did it. I dashed out and shut it right as my roommate was coming upstairs... so he got one old show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beate's Freak Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 I had a dream about the best friend of the girl I like. It was really weird. I'm not going to get into detail . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I got out of bed and it wasn't 2:00 yet. Â Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo210 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I discovered hat I might go sailing in the Bahamas in 2008 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calaway Park Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I got to hold a Wii controller *Drools* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vekoma Fan Boy Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I was watching my friend do, well TRY to do some tricks on his skateboard and every time he messed up i would just laugh uncontrollably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pvcoasterguy Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I hit about every single yellow light while driving today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I hung out with a friend over by Cedar Point today and that area is always totally dead this time of year it is very depressing not to mention weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollo210 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 It felt like the Sun was setting at 1:00 today and it doesn't now (3:00) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 I ate Pocky. Yay for random japanese snack food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 I just had a friend ask me if they could live in my car would pay rent and gas money too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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