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Hi!

After my last topic I posted dissapeared so weirdly I thought I'd post this topic. I think you have already heard mine (First Sentence) now it's time to hear your funny stories of your day!

Post away!

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Not much, but I may as well post this. I saw to men riding women's bikes and a woman riding a man's bike. What that means, I don't know.

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A retard creeped me out today.

 

Retard: D-d-d-d-do you know what time it is?

Me: 10:45

Retard: Fank you.

 

Shortly afterward, the kid then started having some sort of "tard attack" and he kept fluttering his arms all over the place.

 

Creeped me out for sure.

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This is a great one.

I was at college and I was reading a list of class names. one of those names was ElisHa Alvey. Very similar.

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A retard creeped me out today.

 

Retard: D-d-d-d-do you know what time it is?

Me: 10:45

Retard: Fank you.

 

Shortly afterward, the kid then started having some sort of "tard attack" and he kept fluttering his arms all over the place.

 

Creeped me out for sure.

 

I can't help but laugh but that was kinda mean in a way. If he was nice enough to say "fank you" instead of trying to bite you he's not all bad.

 

 

There was this one kid though, she was insane! She bit people and went crazy.

 

 

Today, my friend's dog humped his leg. My friend liked it.

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Ok. You may think I'm a werido. But I am a HUGE fan of Cedar Point, and guess what happend in Wegman's today! I was walking out of the store, and a woman walked by me, wearing a grey seatshirt that said in bold, blue letters, CEDAR POINT! I went up to her and asked her "Where did you get that sweatshirt"? She said, in aloud, exciting voice "CEDAR POINT"!!!!!!

 

Now that might not be to weird. But I got weird. I got all happy and teary! Oh, hahaha.

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i woke up singing a Slipknot song for some reason...

 

... that was after having a dream about being able to see sins that i had done in the past whilst trying to fight demons...

 

... kinda like Flatliners (movie) meets The Book of the Demonata (a series of books by Darren Shan)...

 

 

... scary...

 

...lol, i like dots...

 

 

...ok, ill stop...

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An senile elderly woman chucked scrambled aggs at me and then said something about Jesus not having dandruff...

 

... and I'm totally serious.

 

 

Laura "Working with the elderly is amazing" Huls

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The cat figured out how to open the bathroom door. Unfortunately I was buck naked taking a shower when she did it. I dashed out and shut it right as my roommate was coming upstairs... so he got one old show.

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