robbalvey Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Today we went to Ikea..... Hint! Scroll down for the photos first, then scroll up and watch the videos! jahannoodle.wmv Video #3 Jahan in the big, bad NOODLE?!?! A total WTF video!!! wescloset.wmv Video #2 Wes comes out of the closet! (Finally!!!) robbspins.wmv Video #1 Robb testing out the "Tilt-A-Whirl" Chair! (This cannot end good!) Wes & Yeti Ball are all "Screw doing any manual labor!!!" "Now I can be in Jahan's Persian Herem!" Finally...Jahan gets to screw something!!! Translates to.... "If you're a total dumb ass, call Ikea...." Back at home we're trying to follow the wacky Swedish instructions.... Ratta's A-Sexual Cousin fights Robb for the Cheese! Yeti Ball likes the Mexican Food. Time for a little Baja Fresh before heading home. Now that Yeti Ball is a stud, he went to go hit on all the Hooters girls! (And went home with 3 of them!) Time to play Tetris with Jahan's molester mini-van. Wes loves Yeti Ball! "Mmmmm....um...what's the funky smell?? OMG! It's Lou!!!!" $6 for Ratta's A-Sexual Cousin is a STEAL! "Arc of the Covenant" Row 6, Bin 9 OMG! That's NOT funny!!!!! "Hey Lou....how's it going?" Are we not men? That's more like it! (What's with the spatula?!?) "Jahan...scientology is not for you!" "Lets go shopping!" Ikea art. Totally awesome! Holy crap! That is one UGLY baby!!! "Can't we take ALL the Ratta's home??!!?" Elissa found Ratta's A-Sexual Cousin! Ikea is fun for all ages! "I've got an entire body condom! C'mon girls!!! I'm totally safe!!!! Please!!!! $25?!?!?!?" Wes does his best Tom Cruise impression.... Mirror photo....umm...yeah.... "Hey girls....I offered $100 in Florida for my body....I got no takers...how about $50? C'mon! That's a steal!!!" Jahan has found the Swedish Star Wars "Light Saber of Justice!!!" "Hey Dave!!!!" The boys LOVE chairs! Yay Chairs! (Scroll up to see Robb's Chair spinning video!) Wow, that looks a lot like Jake!!! Ahh, "SharkTurtle!" Jigga, Snacka, Sinerga....We love IKEA!!! Herman will be happy that Elissa will sit on him quite often. You can throw Felicia for only $9.99 "Elephant Cock! Elephant Cock! Elephant Cock! MINGE!!!" Hmmm....you tell who the minority is around these parts! Robb! You don't NEED that!!! TPR at Ikea! Better than any theme park!!! Driving to Ikea, Yeti Ball is VERY excited!
robbalvey Posted November 13, 2006 Author Posted November 13, 2006 For those of you who remember our LAST IKEA UPDATE that is where the original Ratta came from!
Ryan King Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Oh sweet jesus....*shakes head* Robb...I know we discussed getting together again In December...but ya know what...lets just ditch all the dinners, the SFMM runs...lets just hit up Ikea... -Ryan
Homer Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 IKEA is awesome, too bad theres none in Florida. Did you pick up any Swedish chocolates? I swear, those things are super-mega-awesome-o. I like being part Swedish. And Baja Fresh sucks, Moe's is 20 times better...
steel Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 IKEAW00T! Everyone's favorite superstore/dining facility!
Ccron10 Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Home furnishing stores like Ikea and Bed, Bath and Beyond are perfect places to make great jokes! I don't think there's an Ikea near by me.
zaneymon Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 I want to go to Ikea. Zane "Dont think thers any in New Zealand" Williams
jackskellington101 Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Only you guys would have that immense amount of fun shopping at Ikea.
Meteornotes Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Robb+Spinning Chair = Comedy Gold! And it's good to know I have another career as a desk. Guess it gives me something to do when I'm not running the Wendy's empire... dt
coaster05 Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 I miss you guys so much. Glad to see you are always having fun. It also appears that your "relationship" is doing quite well and you probably won't be needing counseling anytime soon. Rich "we gots no IKEA" Bitner
Louise Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 ^ Should they start to have problems though, all would be solved instantly due to their friendship with an expert with 16 years experience, right? I <3 IKEA. And thanks for the shout-outs.
PKI Jizzman Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Hahaha Jahan and the noodle! That would have been awesome if A.) Elissa pushed him over B.) Jahan walked around in it all over XD C.) If Robb kept beat boxing the noodle music! XD TPR is sooooooooo amusing!
Spookbaby Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Okay, a couple of questions: 1) Why doesn't my dumb town have an IKEA (I have to go and be white trash and goof off like that at WALMART)? 2) Seriously, who would draw a baby that looks like that!? 3) Why did the noodle beat boxing suddenly turn into porn music? and 4) Why am I so turned on by Jahan's big noodle? Laura "I spin in my desk chair more gracefully then Robb* Huls
ginzo Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 The last time I went to Ikea it wound up taking me 5 hours to assemble the TV cabinet that I bought. 5 hours!!!!!!
vjgx Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Is that the IKEA in Carson? Anyway, that was flippin' awesome. A great way to make IKEA more interesting...
All Clear Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 And Baja Fresh sucks, Moe's is 20 times better... Umm, Chipotle > Baja Fresh > Moe's. Sorry, just giving you the facts.
ginzo Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 And Baja Fresh sucks, Moe's is 20 times better... Umm, Chipotle > Baja Fresh > Moe's. Sorry, just giving you the facts. I've never had Baja Fresh. But, I do agree that Chipotle totally owns Moe's. Chipotle has better food, and they don't annoyingly shout: WELCOME TO MOE'S WTF is with that? Seriously, that's straight out Office Space and 27 pieces of flair. I'm sure some idiot manager somewhere thinks it's cute. Well, it's not. Stop with the retard gimmicks and make some better food.
disneyfan1313 Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 I *heart* Ikea.. I can't wait until we get our first one in Florida next year!! No more only buying flat things that will fit in my cary-on! Oh and the order is - Chipotle > Qdoba > Taco Bell > Moes I've always wanted to try Baja Fresh but we don't have any in Orlando..
Ryan King Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 ^ Should they start to have problems though, all would be solved instantly due to their friendship with an expert with 16 years experience, right? I <3 IKEA. And thanks for the shout-outs. You wanna die?
Wes Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Is that the IKEA in Carson? Burbank. The worst part of IKEA is trying to assemble the crap you just bought. I think Elissa and Jahan are going to be emotionally damaged for life after attempting to construct some bar stools. Jerker Fo Lyfe.
USRoadTripper Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 I've never been in an Ikea (*shakes fist at stupid Nashville*) but they look really cool. Kinda like the price of Target meets the strangeness of Jordan's Furniture! -Julie
Satoshi Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 me also gonna heart IKEA like disneyfan 1313 means. IKEA's real kinda all $1.00 gadget shop 'n easy to get stuffs in ya hand! wow like we get 'em at free market!
dubaidave Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 The bigest ikea in the world has just opened here in Dubai.
coaster05 Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 ^ Should they start to have problems though, all would be solved instantly due to their friendship with an expert with 16 years experience, right? I <3 IKEA. And thanks for the shout-outs. You would be correct on that piece of knowledge. I guess I owe you a prize when I see you in Spain.
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