Guy T. Koepp

What about the myth that if a park provides lockers for free, no one will complain about the lockers?

Oh my Gawd! They hung that flag in a horrible place. The first coaster they send through the circuit is gonna get it all caught up in it's wheel assembly. It's almost as bad as the holes on the Iron horse and topper track. How could they have over sighted this?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Fabio! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8PgcCe3P_c I thought there was actual footage of the goose hitting him, but I couldn't find any. Perhaps what they could explore in the show could be the exact pounds per square inch that something like that actually caused?

^I think what Joey is really asking is, can I get it in a casino, and can they add alcohol to it? Captain Morgan's, Malibu and Dole Whip. It's like drinking a little slice of heaven. If heaven had rum in it... ...and got you $h!t stinking drunk. And had strippers! Yeah yeah! Can't forget the strippers! Wait! That's how you could get an after 7 crowd Shane. Daytime is for the families. But when the sun sets on Cowabunga Bay, the party really begins! Guy "Can I be the talent wrangler?"Koepp

I weep for our children. Guy "It must be tough living in a 3rd world country."Koepp

^HOW DARE YOU! You should be ashamed of yourself! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dole_Whip Guy "And you call yourself a coaster enthusiast?!" Koepp

DOLE WHIPS! You have just upped the bar Shane. I can't wait to get there this year.

Giggle They say that happens when you follow Guy! Alas, tis true. I have wrecked many a hole for other men to follow. But in my defense, I have left said owners of these aforementioned holes with a smile upon thine faces, sweat from thine brows, out of breath, and completely satisfied!

You said erect. tee,hee

This looks like an awesome addition to the park. I love the river adventure themeing. Very well done.

^Cool. I did not know that. Thanks for clarifying.

I love that video. Anytime you pan back to show the group, Colin looks so unenthusiastic.

Is this going to be a larger than usual swinging ship? That hole looks mighty big.

Actually, that's very interesting. Doesn't look like they had to take out too much. In the grand scheme of things, it looks like they took out a kidney. Is it a chunk? Absolutely. But they have the whole other side to make up for it. No big loss. That side probably wasn't functioning to it's fullest potential anyway.

Wiki Wachee!

I ain't no building, structural, carpentry type man, but if''n I was teh speculate. I'deh recon i'twas fer stability.

^Remember, no matter what you do. There is always someone out there that is gonna hate on it. I have never been to Knobels, but this is definitely going to sway me it's direction the next time I am in the area working. As my son says, "Haters gonna hate, and taters gonna tate. That's just life. Learn to disassociate." Guy "Taters as in, potatoes. Yes, potatoes." Koepp

That looks suprisingly fun. I've liked all the premiere launch coasters I've ridden.

All good rides should try to release tha boobies. They all really just want to be free anyway. Guy "Free tha Boobies!" Koepp

And to others he is the last living proof that dinosaurs existed.

All I cared about were the firm breasted, tanned bodied, mostly naked sun bathing hotties.

When I worked at the original Wet n' Wild next to the Sahara hotel, we originally stayed open till 10pm. But we found that as soon as the sun set, people just bailed. They changed the weekday hours to 7 and weekends to 8, but as the sun set, the place just emptied. They ended up selling private event time and we would have a few of those a month, and they would go pretty late. But aside from that, nights were pretty much a ghost town.

Don't forget the original Goliath at Magic Mountain. Also, didn't Fiesta Texas name their Batman clone Goilath?

^Jeff Johnson isn't the persons real name. The letters have been scrambled so that only a select few can identify him/her/it. You can always refer to the entity known to TPR as Jeff Johnson by it's other monicker. "The one that shall not go named." Guy "To speaketh it's name, is to doometh the fate of man!" Koepp

How come you can't sell any of the Valentines Day items? They're clogging up my storage box. I want them gone.