Guy T. Koepp

Got a basket this morning from a random bunny. Oops! Went ahead and bought one of each of the egg machines. They fit in nicely in my whole mad science area. So... ...totally worth the doughnuts.

^That's cool. I have traded in blue eggs twice and gotten 100 gold eggs twice. Is that good?

So... ...you have to buy the baskets with doughnuts? That's kinda f^@ked up.

^People haven't been able to remove their palms from their faces yet?

^I am so confused. Does this all happen after Homer, Apu, and Willy finish their first task?

I noticed that this morning as well. Me likey!

^Well, the last one is true. But what a trick they are.

^Alan Schilke's evil smirk when he niether confirms or denies it is in the works. Which I choose to believe means it will be an awesome conversion. Guy "I reject the reality, and insert my own fantasy." Koepp

^the more people you have the cheaper it gets per person.

^Probably not until after the RMC re-do.

You write very well for a person whose head has exploded at one time or another. Generally you don't get this kind of quality post from a blown up head person.

^That last picture looks just about where the Green Flash is located. That is one of my favorite local beach hang outs. I love that beach. My uncle Henri's house is only three blocks inland from that area. I miss San Diego. Comic Con can not come soon enough. I need to get back there.

^As much as religious groups are protesting that movie, I wouldn't see it happening. Even if there was money to do it.

Awesome send off to a great thread. Jesus land is full of win!

^Much like the show, right?

Wow! My compensation for consortium alone would be 95% of my claim. Even as a married man, I don't get laid as much as I would like. I can't imagine how it would be if I were injured. Not that that has not stopped me from trying in the past.

^You can include me in that court of opinion. I enjoyed my first visit to SFGAm. But to be honest, I didn't find it to be any more or less impressive than any other 6F park. 1 stand out coaster, and a ton of other "fun" rides. Having ridden 2 of the 3 RMC's, I will give Goliath the benefit of the doubt and say that they will have 2 standout coasters in a few weeks. But that puts it on par with just about every other park in the chain. Aside from park layouts I find them all to be quite similar. The point about which park is better is kinda moot. They're all Six Flags. You go in pretty much knowing what your gonna get, and when there is the off chance that a ride surprises you and delivers a bit more. Then. Huzzah! Whipped cream and a f*@kin cherry on your banana split! This insane fanboyism is driving me nuts. My park is better than your park! No! My park is better than yours! I got news for you! MM is GAdv, is GAm, is FT, is oT, is DK, is oG, is NE, is Am, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda! You know what? They all have a 6F before their name. Which puts them all in the same category. "We're your regional amusement park, buy a season pass and spend money here! (Drops mic and walks away.)

Chris, I'm sure you've had at least 5 balls at one time or another. Mabey not all together. But total.

Yahahahah! I get it! It's a penis joke! You teenagers with your crazy high brow humor! It took me awhile, but when I did... ...BAM! Classic! Guy "Dude! I'm 47 and I wood have done the same thing." Koepp See what I did there. ^Penis Joke!=Hilarity!

First circuit complete! Congratulations to Liseberg! I will ride you one day Helix! I promise.

Not yet. What is it?

^^Have a great time. The first time is allways the best. Not that I'm a MM hater, in fact, I really like the park for what it is. But, you''re seeing the park through fresh eyes. Not ones that are jaded. It's so much better that way. Have a blast. And good call on the Flash Pass. Your day will be much better because of it.

Robin Thicke is a douchebag tool! Yeah! I said it! So there!

^That's a trick question. How could anyone notice anything around all the gratuitous man meat that was glistening on screen during that scene. My God! Even as a Breast and Vagina loving, straight edge heterosexual man, I couldn't sheild my eyes from the chiseled, well oiled abs and pecks. Next thing you'll try and tell me is that there was a vollyball scene where the homoerotic suntan oil slathering scene was. C'mon! Get real!

I was there last weekend for several hours on Saturday & Sunday. Shockwave was running great. I didn't experience the single rider issue, but then again, I was there with a work buddy. My major issue was with the horrible dispatch times. Aside from Mr. Freeze, Big Spin, and Judgy, the operations were pathetic. I understand the safety concerns that this park especially is going through. But if that is the case, then they need to double up the station staff to make up for it. Three people on Ntag, Batman and Titan is unacceptable. Batman was averaging about 5 minutes per dispatch, and Ntag and Goliath was around 8. 8 Minutes! That's less than 200 pph. Absolutely horrible on 2 of their most popular attractions. For Christ sakes, they had 5 on La Vibora, and it had a 30 minute wait the whole time I was there. On a good note, The BBQ place over by Adventure Mountain was some of the best BBQ we had the entire time I have been here in Texass. And the crew was breaking their balls to get it out hot and fast. Kudos guys! Also, I must give my props to the crew at Tony Hawk (or whatever they're calling it now). The three of them were cooking, and that is one of the lowest capacity rides that exist in the history of rides. But for the most part, for it being as busy as it was those days, they were way under staffed on the big 4. Oh six Flags