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Guy T. Koepp

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  1. I am loving everything I have seen about this coaster. RMC has undeniably changed the face of coaster fabrication for good. Me likey!
  2. ^Agree completely. That and a Virginia Wheel would work nicely in this classic park.
  3. ^Interesting. I wonder if there is amy difference, or if that is just what they chose to call it. Guy "Those wacky and often hilarious B&M guys." Koepp
  4. ^Just curious. You are referring to the helix, correct?
  5. So Awesome! That is all. Guy "I find if I keep my posts short and sweet I derail less threads." Koepp
  6. Wow! Hadn't heard about this. http://gma.yahoo.com/prepared-cruise-ships-overboard-020026448--abc-news-travel.html?vp=1
  7. Any coaster or theme park for that matter, that is daring enough to put the word PUSSY on one of it's ride vehicles, get an automatic thumbs up from me!
  8. Yeah, I got my Timberline Twister credit way back in 05 when they used to give special ERT during Solace. Guy "Whores before... ...well... ...ok, just whore." Koepp
  9. Everything is sooooooooo green!
  10. I hear a lot of people commenting on the "smaller" loop. Does anyone know if this is fact? Looking at the pictures, they both look relatively similar in size. Is one loop in fact larger than the other? Can someone in tha know actually comment on this?
  11. I think visually, they both look fantastic and more modern than the existing page. As much as I like #1, neither of them is going to be a bad choice.
  12. That's why they should have you surrender your firearms when you enter the theater. Tazers on the other hand. That could be a true source of amusement.
  13. ^^With that said, Obama's America was left out last year and many thought it would be a shoe in as well. As one sided, stupid and farcical as it was. Hopefully the Academy will see this film for what it truly is. One sided propaganda produced by a few obviously angry individuals that had an axe to grind. I will send a letter of congratulations to the academy if they pass on this one.
  14. ^^DAMN YOU CHRIS!!!!!! Guy "you have crushed my soul." Koepp
  15. It glides as softly as a cloud! Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life! My Hindu friend! Guy "I have been waiting all my life to scream that line somewhere! I can now die knowing my life is complete!" Koepp
  16. You cut me deep Adam! You cut me real deep!
  17. You're moving to Primm! I love Primm. I spent many a childhood day whittling away the hours until Paw Paw would come home to the trailor park drunk from Whisky Pete's. I remember the fond look in his eyes as he backhanded Maw Maw for not having supper out and ready at 2am. The soft purr of me n' meh kin whimpering ourselves to sleep after a rousing game of catch the lit cigarette butt. Good times! Good times! You will love it there! So much to do, so many unmarked graves to dig up. Afterall, Primm is the shallow grave capitol of the United States. It's weird though. No one from Primm was ever burried there. If someone at the park would kick it, the Marshall would just ship em off to Vegas. No one could figure out where all the dead bodies were comin from. You'd just black out from yer weekly Friday night beating, wake up early to get outta the trailor before Daddy woke up angry, head out to tha Desert, and look fer tha buzzards circling. And BAM! Dead body! Maw Maw said that them bodies were bad kids who didn't brush their teeth, went to the cops and told lies about their parents. That Tooth Fairy sure did have a bad temper.
  18. I will not have you all bad mouthing my Kimmy Kub! She is timeless! And don't you all forget it!
  19. OzIris has the old style restraints. It's only a few years old.
  20. I don't know about you, but MY reproductive system is quite reactive to different feelings. I 100% support this statement! Especially feelings like fondling, cradling, massaging, and stroking, etc.
  21. I'm not dead set on either one, and would have no issues with which one you choose to go with. I'm here cause I love the peeps, and you all seem to get my sense of humor. I just seemed to like the feel of #1 a bit more. I kinda liken it to my view of marriage. Honey, you can do whatever you want, as long as the BJs continue, I'll always come back from my work trips. Is this shallow? Like I care. I guess what I'm saying is, "Hey hey TPR baby, you go ahead and get that front page job. As long as you're doing it for you, and not some jackhole that made you feel inadequate. If it makes you feel good about yourself, then more power to you sweet cheeks. Just don't change your content baby. Ya know, what's inside. That's why I love you, and that's why I always will. Not that a new set of "bolt ons" won't be appreciated.
  22. ^What is this last snow sculpture? I haven't seen a new one yet. My wheel is just gift cards and cash.
  23. Gotta admit. Not a huge pretzel fan. I like bread things, but pretzels... ...not so much. Weird!
  24. Or a triple king burger with chili, cheese, bacon, and egg.
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