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With all the bugs eating my garden this past summer due to 2016's ridiculously warm winter, I would absolutely love for a good deep freeze to kill them all off. Then maybe we'd get to eat more than 3 tomatoes next year. Okay, that's an exaggeration...but not by much.

"New England" is the region of the USA east of the Hudson River and north of New York City (does not include New York City itself). It derives its name from the fact that most of the very first English colonies were located in this area. The video looks spectacular. Fun Spot Orlando was already on the must visit list when we eventually get there; looks like Kissimmee will have to be on there too. Dammit, Central Florida, why do you have to be so awesome?

Thanks so much, Zach. This is really great information to get a proper perspective on this incident.

Any rides where I can't see what they're going to do. I'm okay if I can watch a ride and see how it works, then I know what to expect. But skycoasters, SCAD towers, bungee jumping, things like that where the experience varies each time--nope.

Thanks, Zach. We needed some reason here. I know the police need to have a charge in order to arrest someone, but is it possible for those charges to change? In other words, if someone is brought in on one charge, could they actually be tried under a completely different charge? I'm not sure what aggravated arson is, or why that's different from regular arson. I assume it's just different levels of dumbassery. But if it turns out that's not the right charge, can that just be changed to a better one? I hope I'm asking that in a way that makes sense.

Yes, 174 vonderful roller coasters! A ha ha ha! Do you like spinach?

Forget toasters, I'd rather play as the toast! Caribou Coffee or Tim Horton's?

One of my high school teachers told me the only stupid question is the one left unasked. I loved asking teachers who said that a question like "If a train left Boston going vertically, how many kangaroos will fit on the square root of pi?" They generally changed their opinion on whether stupid questions exist.

Americans only eat when they're hungry. Good one.

^ Someone didn't ride in the front row, leaning forward.

I've been on the Royal Gorge Tramway in Colorado.

Too bad no one would actually get to see that light show, since they close the end of October.

Trump's cabinet

4/10 Not a great movie. The Loch Ness Monster

Halloween

Never ago. When was the last time you laughed really, really hard?

All the time. I actually love rain. Is it snowing where you are?

going to see a counselor. Everyone goes to see a counselor, where they talk about their body image issues and obvious insecurities. The talks really help to reorient their priorities and give them an inherent sense of self-worth not tied to any form of marketing, which they now realize is designed to part them from their money and not give any form of insight into the human condition. Once everyone is emotionally balanced again...

It'll be a VR POV of the new Mean Streak. Mystic Timbers is really just an elaborate advertisement for Cedar Point.

Holy crap. I had heard legendary things about Knoebels dispatches, but I had expected it was a bunch of people hustling as fast as possible. Nope, they're hitting 20 seconds without even trying.

Um...he did.

Coffee table

Target Phish or Pharrell?

No one will be able to answer that question. Anyone on this site who actually has such proprietary information isn't going to say. But I would imagine that if there were a serious request for a bid, they would at least entertain the possibility of making one.

Exponentially. Do you display any inflatables for Christmas?