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No, Bill, you're wrong, and you're a terrible person for saying this! Better? Really, I agree. I rode it, and enjoyed it, but I went in with really low expectations. I wanted to ride it just because of the unique ride system. I had never seen a suspended dark ride before, and I don't know of any others. Without the suspended ride system, I would have skipped it entirely, like I did Winnie the Pooh. It was cool for the experience, but I have no reason to ever want to do that again unless there's a big overhaul.

Ozark Wildcat, may it rest in peace. Morey's Piers

9/10. I've been on better drop towers, but very, very few. Air Jordans

This is a great TR, and the park looks fantastic. I didn't realize there was any place to get a beer other than JB's (and apparently there isn't, ha). JB's is in my opinion the best place to eat in the park, and is always my go-to place. Glad you had fun!

Thank you so much for that information! Always good to have a nice strong dose of facts.

They both look really awesome, but I'm going with Hersheypark because it's closer to Knoebels. On a side note, I'm in the middle of trip planning, and I don't think I'll have time for both, so Kennywood is out and Hersheypark is in, precisely because of this Knoebels proximity. Lancasters or Yorks?

January

10/10. 11/10 if it still looks like a tin can. Roller coasters in January

Nice and sunny and 60 degrees, with wait times no longer than 30 minutes!

With or without Lightning Rod, two days at Dollywood are better than two days practically anywhere else.

You know what, you're right. For the last couple of pages, I was opening this thread wanting to read about Dollywood's Christmas event and kinda bummed that it was only your incessant whining. But I've seen the light! I now realize that working hard to open it so at least a few people can ride it is not the right course of action. Dollywood totally should work hard to open it and then prevent anyone from riding it at all. That's definitely better. Yeah, man, it's been a long time since I cared about that. But just to make you happy.....

I started to reply with reasonable things like "Maintenance still working on a ride after they close it temporarily," but then I realized that would be futile and just fixed that for you.

Snoop

How about going back to a place that's really great, where you had a lot of fun? It's not like all those roller coasters disappeared.

^ Excellent! Ditto is fun to use, too. Its CP will equal that of the Pokemon attacking it, so it can be extremely strong even if its own CP is low. I hatched my first Gen2 Pokemon yesterday, a Cleffa!

Te crappy boat thing. What's worse then getting a nasty flavour of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans?

Happiness

Pink Floyd

Being attacked by the Hydra. What's worse than being the sole survivor of an airplane crash?

Loving the Taco Bell and Pizza Hut photos. The tacos look edible, and not covered in nacho cheese powder! And the meat tray at Pizza Hut. I would love to experience the Shanghai version of Pirates. I liked the one in California quite a lot (it became my new favourite dark ride), but even based on the videos I've seen of the Shanghai version, it looks just light years ahead in technology and visually impressive. I don't know if we'll ever get to China, though I'd love to, and most Americans certainly never will. Disney does a remarkable job keeping their attractions relevant and appealing, so maybe we'll see this copied in the U.S. I would absolutely make another trip to either Disneyland or WDW if they did.

It's identical; you'll just enter it from the opposite direction.

Diamondback Knott's Berry Farm

Well, they look a lot like B&M's, but they're not the same. They're pretty smooth, but not perfectly so. If you're the sort of person who complains about a B&M rattle, you'd probably hate them. If you are, however, a normal human being, then they're fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAVKG0I6XXA