Calvin

Dallas was so cute on the drop ride! I hope my niece is as coaster-orientated as he is... I never got the chance to go to Astroworld but I always wanted to, partially because it was called Astroworld and that is awesome. EDIT: Now I really wish I could've gone. I wonder what they will do with the Schwartzkopf rides? OMG Robb does the Mr. Six dance!

Oh but the wait is so worth it. But yeah, the queue gets huge fast, and stays like that. I seem to remember that around lunchtime the queue gets shorter, because when I rode it at 12:30 or so I only waited ten minutes, but that might have just been a stroke of luck.

For the first time in my life I'm actually really anxious to find out what a new coaster will be like. Curse you, Cedar Fair and your withholding information!

It seems to me that "Mundo Divertido" would translate as "Big Diversion"...but what do I know. That's a really nice little place, sort of reminds me of Castle PArk. We need one of those in the Valley, just like that. Looping Stars are horrible, horrible rides.

Awesome. Maybe next year you'll move up the ladder.

I hope ACE never develops a grudge against S&S or they might all get on one side of Slammer after four hours of gravy buffet.

That's great! I hope things look up for the park and Cedar Fair doesn't ruin it. ARE YOU LISTENING CEDAR FAIR? Centrifuge is fun, isn't it?

Or maybe it's a 600 FOOT TALL ROLLER COASTER WITH 60 LOOPS!!! Or it's just an electrical shed.

I broke the finger of the woman tightening my braces. Her finger slipped and the little hook went half an inch into my gums and my jaw seized up and bit down hard on her finger and wouldn't let go. It was really funny, actually, because she was a bitch. Currently my braces are warring against my gums, but tomorrow they'll be fine. I had braces for four years, from third to seventh grade, when I got them off, and had a retainer into eighth grade. Then that stopped and I coasted for two years, and got braces again about six months ago. Spacers are the worst. Expanders are worse than spacers.

Darth Harajuku.

Ah.

NO! I WON'T BELIEVE IT! SHUT UP!

You aren't? *runs off to read the rules more thorougly*

Ronald was always beat up in Stormtrooper Academy, but his mother told him that it was because the other Stormtroopers were jealous.

What's so bad about the Sky Drop?

That shower photo is me-approved. Dragon Mountain's volcano looks tremendously tacky, but at least the coaster is kickass. From what I remember the second loop in the back car is just insane.

As interesting as it would be to see Six Flags go down in flames, it'd be better to see them shape up.

Technically it is an appreciation comment (the original Bubbleworks, HIS Bubbleworks, was genius).

Henry.

Your nightmares usually involve getting invited on a huge TPR trip and then accidentally insulting Robb and/or Elissa. You gain weight with the specific intention of going as Fatty Patch Jacket Robb for Halloween. You go as Fatty Patch Jacket Robb every Halloween. You claim the title of "Fattest Fatty Patch Jacket Robb Impersonater".

Yeah, American safety regulations are bizarre. However, I can understand, because an awful lot of Americans aren't that bright (believe me, I go to school with 3000 of them).

Try out the corkscrew for the novelty factory; it's the world's first modern inverting coaster. The rapids ride and log ride are both good (dry off on the Round Up). If you've never been one one before, try the Skydiver. The paratrooper is interesting because it sits in the middle of the bumper boats. Tremors is a great ride. It goes insanely fast, with lost of airtime over the small hills and great headchoppers, plus some good lats on the spaghetti bowl (I wonder if it's an Elissa-approved spaghetti bowl). Timber Terror is wonderful. Lots of airtime and sustained lats in the helix. Really neat little park. I don't know anything about the drop ride.

$10 for the Drop, I think not eh? Although, you do drop for an insanely long time.

Jesus, that lapbar's high.

Oh I dunno, 300 miles is like six hours...it'd be worth it if you had the time and money.